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Xuebing Du

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Not today Justin

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
was??
me after bottom surgery
WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS
men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office
this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically
a class on what
📢 GAY COWBOY BONDAGE
english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent
you may think your only options are
but in fact you can
GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none
So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.
Oh my sweet baby Jesus.
The happiness I feel right now is amazing
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT
Just a heads up, the original site’s been dead for years
use https://www.egoisticalgoat.de instead
I haven’t looked at mine in years, and just
maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that
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my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in
…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…
…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.
Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.
It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.
I just have to reblog because it makes me laugh EVERY TIME
it used to be 2007 you know
All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007
Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10
"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10
EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????
when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf
Toy Major Trading Co. Rubber Unicorn (2013)
telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself
ok but what if i
here you go knock yourselves out !!!
webgl and windows builds for now. let me know if anyone has any issues
cut content. i am so sorry i had to take it out i ran into some issues. but i promise it will make a return someday. i promise i'll make something someday where you can eat the orbs