Thoughts From Inside My Head

Literally anything that happens to be on my mind that I think belongs on tumblr.

[zeekayart]

[majestic-spiffingness-deactivat]

I grant fabulousness

:)

Sike I do that already

[i-want-your-wallet]

I’m a thief

[jaredwormsboyslizardsquad]

im klaus hargreeves aka number four aka the séance and i love weed

[enraged-chihuahua]

i am going to bite ur fingers off

[something-with-too-many-teeth]

I can faze through shit and disappear into a cloud of smoke

[technicallyoneofakind]

Mmm… I guess I can override all changes or features of the enemy that would give them the advantage over me via shape shifting. My true form would be whatever I want.

[scipunk63]

Science and punk rock…

… Wait-

[monofpoke4life]

I can make pokemon, or some other pokemon power, for life

[theninjafoxx]

Imma mf ninja furry

[heehoo-snek]

I AM NOW STRECCHY YEEYEE

[syrcaltime]

Syrcal,, its supposed to a play on the word circle but like

Do I just spawn circles??? What I dont

[crylbun]

I turn into a massive bee, and I dawn a suit and tie with a clipboard and I loudly buzz how things can get better and how your not a burden and your just here to do what you love 👍✨☀️

[ranze-deactivated20210620]

Im ranze so….i must be ranzing………..i tried ;w;

[stevenoggsworld]

I’m powerless…lol

[heartfulhex]

I just, gain the powers of Zen Buddhism and the Taoism symbol I guess.

[saintharvest]

i can grow the best cranberry bogs

[frenried]

YES. I WILL BRING CHAOS UNLIKE ANY OTHER

[grimy-raccoon-hands-deactivated]

I go to the crime scene.

I eat the evidence.

[little-randomness]

I do a little bit of everything but it’s not controlled and probably not helpful

[smolbirb97]

I turn into a bird… that’s small… a small bird. Probably a perching bird.

[verrader-is-dutch-for-traitor]

How dare they not show the scenario when Tahani was Eleonor's soulmate

[smolbirb97]

While I agree that representation is important and I would love to see that, it was probably cut for narrative reasons. Part of Eleanor’s arc is learning to truly love and trust someone (Chidi), and her attraction to Tahani was mostly physical. I think they did a pretty good job of making it clear that Eleanor was attracted to both men and women despite that not being important to the overarching narrative

[insomniac-arrest]

sometimes I get so angry thinking about ‘The Imitation Game’ that I have to go in a little ‘upset big tantrum room’ in my head for a calm down

like, Benisnatch Cumberque played the same character he’s always plays as an asshole genius and we were all supposed to be okay with it, but it’s basically character slander

at different parts of the movie Turing is described as ‘arrogant, “inhuman,” “narcissistic,” and even “a monster,” in the film he goes against those around him and is shown to periodically ignore and belittle his colleagues

And. I. Am. So. Angry.

Alan Turing was described by his friends and people that knew him as “intensely shy and kindly”, he was said to “inspire loyalty and affection among those who appreciated his unusual gifts” and was “unfailingly generous with his time and expertise, especially toward younger recruits”

He was kind, he was kind, HE WAS KIND, he was kind

he was kind and geeky and awkward and gay, I don’t care if the whole of society doesn’t find that compelling, I don’t care if we don’t value kindness as an attribute in men, he deserved to be loved and respected as he was, not as we wish he was

I am so sorry Alan Turing, I am so sorry your story was not told with care and thoughtfulness, I am so sorry you didn’t get to be shown to be deeply in love with the men you loved, I am sorry your great and terrible tragedy was never unfolded as a kind and brilliant man abused by a horrible homophobic system

You are a hero that turned the tides of history like no other and I am so sorry

[boykeats]

hey op if you’re looking for a kinder movie about alan turing, you should check out breaking the code (1996). breaking the code was originally a stage play, and this is a filmed adaptation. it’s more faithful to his personality, stars derek jacobi (who was also a gay man and plays the part with so much sympathy), and it doesn’t bungle historical details for the sake of adding more drama. here’s a link to a youtube playlist where you can watch it in full

[asundergrowth]

He felt bad for the children who were stuck at bletchley park without their toys so he used spare paper from his office to make them a monopoly board by hand

[insomniac-arrest]

He was also reported as having a goofy sense of humor where he used to make a show of saying goodbye to everyone at the party and then walk into the closet instead of out the front door

Plus, he was quoted as saying quips like “Beyond the way they speak, there is only one (no two!) features of American life which I find really tiresome. The impossibility of getting a bath in the ordinary sense and their ideas on room temperature.” — Alan Turing (1936)

He was a huge athlete and biked everywhere and sometimes ran the five miles to work every morning, and did things like calculate when his bike chain would break so he could keep riding the thing despite it being ancient

He was still “odd” according to his coworkers as he sometimes wore a gasmask to work to avoid spring allergies and used to chain his coffee mug up to avoid theft at the office, but the same colleagues described him as very friendly, open, and thoughtful as well if not shy.

and finally, of course, there was Porgy

He used to practice his Cambridge lectures in front of this stuffed bear he got in college named Porgy and was delighted when his mom sewed it a little outfit. He kept the bear with him throughout life.

[smolbirb97]

A man who makes a monopoly board for deprived children isn’t kind, he’s a mother of monsters 😵

[carazelaya]

[smolbirb97]

AU where Hamma invents pee bending instead of water bending

[smolbirb97]

Why is it so much easier to find time and make plans with a stranger to buy used goods than with my friends?

[chaoticgouda]

[smolbirb97]

Oof. Me

[retrogamingblog2]

[smolbirb97]

Pokéball, more like WOKÉBALL

[smolbirb97]

Harley’s wardrobe change from male-gazey in Suicide Squad to a more ~reclaimed~ sexy in Birds of Prey actually works really well narratively with her having broken up with the Joker. She’s no longer dressing for his attention/she isn’t his (*gags*) property anymore.

[smolbirb97]

Not sure if depressed or just low on iron.

[smolbirb97]

Sometimes you know better than your parents and sometimes your parents know better than you. Trying to figure out which is true in any given circumstance is the crux of parent-child relationships.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[smolbirb97]

*on facebook*

Alright, I’m bored of this...

*closes facebook*

*opens facebook*

Wait. No. I didn’t mean to do that.

*closes facebook*

*opens facebook*

Damnit! Not again!

[smolbirb97]

When I die, donate all my organs and have an open casket funeral, so that I may live on in the nightmares of my grandchildren

[smolbirb97]

No one:

Me: 8 x 3 is two feet, so 24

Me: 6 x 15 is an hour and a half, so 90

[smolbirb97]

Is a lady mailman a femailman?

[whitepeopletwitter]