#TeamSchumi since 1997 (yes, I'm really THAT old!)

Let's get one thing straight though; I am NOT a Ferrari fan. Plus, if you're anti-Lando this definitely isn't the blog for you; these days I'm proud to be all about Norris.

[janecluex]

[dizzyduck44]

How is Lando not in this meme as well?

[thefrogsennaneverfound]

He and George had the same meme before the race even started! X

[victusinveritas]

[razielim]

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

[byebyeholocene]

"no hate to Kimi this" "respect to Kimi that"

idgaf I am into sports haterism I hope the kid DNFs the next 16 races lol i'm not sitting here and being cutesy about their manufactured record-breaking wdc while george goes through every horror imaginable at the hands of HIS OWN TEAM after serving THREE YEARS at Williams byeeeeeeeeeeeee

[thefrogsennaneverfound]

Yup... this just about sums it up...

[carlandoist]

BUT, Carlos is still Ferrari’s last grand prix winner 😉

[dizzyduck44]

WHAT. THE. HELL. JUST. HAPPENED!!!!

That is about as bad F1 gets.

4x World Champion doesn’t even get off the line with car issues.

Drivers can follow less than half a second behind a fellow driver for an entire lap and never get to overtake.

The pit lane speed gun may be broken. Everyone is getting penalties, no one knows what’s going on.

Reigning World Champion out with car issues.

Two cars out because the track has broken up and sent them into a wall (including the local hero).

Then penalty chaos. Penalties not served, penalties added, everyone trying to get everyone else a penalty.

Results in a provisional podium and Cadillac may or maybe not having scored their first points in Formula 1.

And we were forced to suffer more Kim Kardashian than anyone can stomach.

It’s an embarrassing mess for what is considered one of the greatest and most historic races in motorsport.

Kimi 5 wins on the bounce and Lewis on the podium completely overshadowed by the shitshow Formula 1 has become today!

I love that Monaco is a drivers challenge track and not a spectators track. Let’s stop pretending it is a spectators track and we can make it better by changing rules and cars and over zealous stewarding.

[whaleyi]

i have no idea what the hell i watched today

[fcbswiatek]

he could’ve gotten the podium btw:)

[we-love-lando-norris-over-here]

A girl can only hope Lando hasn’t signed that extension yet. Because at some point choosing to stay in this team stops being loyalty and starts looking like straight-up masochism.

[thefrogsennaneverfound]

The only positive take from this tedious mess of a race is that Hadjar got a podium.

Well done, Isack; I wish you many more xxx

[2008braziliangrandprix]

the tar pit of loyalty to ur incompetent team

[2008braziliangrandprix]

tar pit buddies never stray far from each other.

[palalabu]

This could've been an email 😒

[thefrogsennaneverfound]

I don't think I've ever paid less attention to a Grand Prix:

I booked a train ticket, chugged Sekt (German sparkling wine), chatted with the cat, uhmmed and ahhed about whether to have rum'n'raisin ice-cream or mint-choc-chip (chose a bit of both, natch), popped to the loo, topped up my fizz, caught up on messages, played a pointless game on my phone, topped up my fizz again, popped to the loo once more, and now I'm resuming my chat with the cat.

Can I even be bothered to watch the last few laps after the red flag?

[ehcahache]

I only have so many "at least lando got the championship" left in me

[ehcahache]

Sadly, relevant again

[thefrogsennaneverfound]

One-time WDCs (that's not to say that Lando will remain in their company) include: Mario Andretti, James Hunt, Nigel Mansell, Kimi Räikkönen, Jenson Button, and Nico Rosberg.

It's all good...

No really, it is!

[elementalmoments]

x

[femmegeorge]

wow! wow!

[leedeedum]

diagram i made