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my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

#or making a man dinner #or being forced to change my entire diet for a man #or listen to a man play video games all day #or have a mans dirty socks around my apartment #etc etc

gaypeople

i think they have a crush on each other

zoewashburne

#having a crush on your husband at their ripe old age

#iwtv #theyre so cute #it kills me

gaypeople

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT - 3.06 “Montreal”

#they kill me #iwtv #theyre so beautiful and in love #screaming crying throwing up etc

samsincerely

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

#ive been a massive slut for goat cheese recently #but brie is so good #oh buratta?? fuckkkk #god i love cheese #tjs has this like cheddar gruyere blend that slaps

puppygirllaika

Could you personally navigate a cross-country road trip, door to door, without your electronics (phone/computer/tablet/etc)?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 29

#i did a couple times on my cross country road trip not have a phone working and had to use a map #it was def hard but also cool #and i love maps babes #i love em

arqueete

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

#nobody gets excited about animal stuff like keepers #we really are that obsessed with animals

aquaflv

when you go to a doctors office their favorite thing to do is tell you "okay check out at the front desk" when you're done. and the front desk tells you ummm you can just go! and you're like don't I have a copay? and they're like we don't know, we have to ask your insurance company first. and you're like well my insurance card says the copay is $30, can I just pay it right now while I'm standing in front of you? there's a card reader right there on the desk. and they're like nooo we have to send a representative on horseback during the next waning moon to meet with their claims adjusting associate director of benefits management and client services in the secret glade to negotiate. and you're like oh okay and go home. and you get twelve emails asking you to take a survey about your experience

aquaflv

AND THEN in eight months you start getting phone calls from unknown numbers and when you finally check your voicemail they're like Your Balance Is Past Due We're Going To Kill You (even though by this point you have forgotten that you ever went to the doctor). and so you go to your MyChart account and log in with your username and password and you have to reset your password for security reasons. and you get two emails that say Your Password Has Been Reset. Was This You? and you have to go find your phone and enter your two factor authentication code and then you have to select which location you visited and then you have to click through all the Reminder: Complete Your Health History Profile where they ask if you've had any new surgeries even though you definitely told the nurse about this at your visit and then you have to find the Pay Bills tab and your balance is $179.23 and you're like why is it so expensive I thought the copay was $30? and you download a PDF of the charges and find out that they charged a late fee of $15 a month even though that doesn't add up to $179.23 and you don't even remember being told you had any balance at any point and you could call a representative and ask about it but that would probably take at least half an hour and there's no way it would actually get rid of the charges. so you go pay it anyway and you have to go find a paper check to look up your bank account routing number because they'll charge you an extra 3% if you pay with a credit card and there's a fee of $2.75 for convenience also. and then you get three emails that say We've Received Your Payment! Thank You For Your Payment!

#not long ago i got like 4 emails and 3 calls from my insurance company #about an eye doctor visit #and i thought they were trying to tell me i still owed money #so i called the eye doctor twice #and the second time they answered and i was like hey i think i owe you money??#and they were weird about it and said they would have to have someone look #and call me back #so then they called me back and i missed it somehow #but the message sounded VERY annoyed and told me i already paid #and it turns out the insurance company was just trying to tell me that i had already paid #fucking dumb

disgustinggf

tropicalscream

$cliffracer blog's avatar$

cliffracer

#me in my glorious 400 square feet alone always

7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7

yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

#i do know what happened but yeah #miss her

thebelchers

Linda: What the hell is everyone looking at me for? Louise: [coughs] Because you have road rage.

Bob’s Burgers, Driving Miss Ragey (S16E13)

#bobs burgers #if i grew up in new jersey and married and had kids i think i would be linda almost exactly

fullmoonguidance

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

#took me a hot second to figure out lake normal #shame cause thats the best one #actually theyre all pretty great #l

shadowen

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

#im going to a charity gala #that would normally cost $900 but i got a free ticket #and it might be awkward but im hoping itll be fun #oh and this weekend im going to get turbo blackout drunk #not for a good reason however i think it will feel good

autistobrat

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

#WHAT WAS IT FORRRRR

snuffysbox

guy tied to the tracks and his best friend, the trolley operator

#project hail mary

apolladay

If you know the meaning of the word "defenestrate", do you remember how you learned it?

Yes (put it in the tags please I'm curious)

No

I don't know the meaning of the word defenestrate

Voting ended onApr 18

#for some reason i have a memory of my 10th? grade? french teacher??#french and OH WAIT no it was 9th grade #the ap class we had to take that was dumb #ap human geo i just googled it #i have a memory of my 9th grade ap human geo teacher saying it but i do not remember why or the context or if thats when i learned it or #even if its a real memory lol

uhhhhmanda

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

#i should do this with my signed photo of chris pine #ill build a little shrine #im pretty sure the signature is not chris pine #its been in my family for generations #by which i mean probably 7 years #my mom got it at the goodwill #this will be a joke for me alone bc i live alone #it will be at least my second inside joke with myself #living alone is fun

zevampirex

The All Pitt crew

#the pitt #i love them!!!

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