Lexi

Lost my old blog so here i am, call me Lexi! Im 29, goth ouppy, she/her!!

[khoneyblaze]

there's Super DoorDash now. i order my favorite slice in the bronx to my place in portland. they fly it to me in a concorde. The delivery fee ruins my life

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[grincholass]

I don’t have rizz I’m just nice and weird

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[woman-becomer]

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

[v0odo00]

• Vineta.

[pjharvey]

[lowpolyanimals]

Scuba Cat from We Love Katamari

[10april]

[vero-niche]

[thequeenofnightlyrics]

I want october. I want Halloween. I want fall. I want rain. I want thunderstorm.

[assignedmale]

[madfishmonger]

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[butterfly-sapphic]

Fucking cowards

[lilyblisslys]

sick and tired of seeing men with low effort, barely on theme outfits at goth nights. it's literally so easy to put in the bare minimum

get a black t-shirt. ideally not a nerdshirt, but band shirts can work

get a pair of black jeans (or shorts, if it's hot out)

paint your nails black

wow, that feels kinda nice actually

put on a little eyeliner

realize how empty you've felt your whole life

maybe try some black eyeshadow

think about using a new, more androgynous name, like Raven or Morgan

start estrogen

it's literally that simple guys, c'mon

[shark-tranny]

goodjob from a girl with huge congratulations

[shark-tranny]

badjob from a girl with huge disappointments

[yurious-george]

[valleyhowler]

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

[jominusjo]

MORE GRIZZLY, BEASTLY, AND MONSTROUS WEREWOLF WOMEN!!!!

I WANT YOU 🫵 TO DO YOUR PART IN PROPAGATING THE SHEWOLF REVOLUTION

GET RIPPED, HAIRY, AND EAT SCREAMING PEOPLE WITH NO REMORSE

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[nuttybarzz]

It makes me feel pathetic