ua staff/teachers headcanons
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- aizawa owns ten identical sleeping bags
- eight are used to store capri suns, one is a cat bed, and the other one is for sleeping
- mic lives in fear of the vast collections of capri suns
- he’ll never admit it, but all might is frightened of the capri sun collection as well
- the teachers lounge is either loud as fuck or dead silent depending on who is in the room
- midnight once called mic a rotten banana and he cried
- one time hagakure snuck in the teachers lounge and found one hundred furbies in a secret compartment under the floor
- she tried telling someone but no one except for kaminari believes her
- “guys i SWEAR there was nothing but furbies”
- cementoss is 100% done and just wants to go home
- aizawa has a secret tumblr blog called picturesofcatsthatwillmakeyouforgetaboutyourirritaringsceamingcoworker
- mic found the blog and used it to blackmail aizawa into hosting the sports festival
- aizawa is absent one day and 1-a turns to complete anarchy
- by the time the substitute reaches the classroom iida has fainted, midoriya is crying, todoroki is taking a nap in the closet, kirishima and bakugo are floating and at least ten people have been taped to the ceiling
- midnight is a surprisingly mean teacher and she takes no shit and gives no fucks
- she swears so much to the point where she had a swear-off with the profanity king blasty mcsplode
- nedzu has dealt with so many lawsuits to the point where he doesn’t think he’s a principal anymore he’s a lawyer
- all mights favorite midoriya is student
- mics hero name was almost going to be “loud in the streets louder in the sheets”
- aizawa and mic never really started dating, they kinda just realized “oh fuck we’ve been married for years” one day
- aizawa has three cats named hannah montana, icarly, and shrek
- mic owns a bird named donkey
- donkey and shrek are best friends
- theres a janitor named tobias and he is best friends with todoroki
- todoroki was wandering the hallway aimlessly one day and he saw a man with a dead look in his eyes and he just knew that man was as dead inside as he was
- #savetobias2k18 was founded by todoroki and kaminari and it donates chicken nuggets to tobias the janitor
- tobias hates mic with a burning passion
- recovery girl… someone help her
- “if i turn around and i see izuku fucking midoriya with his arm broken i’m gonna stab someone” *turns around to see midoriya with a broken leg* “son of a fuck”
- mina bitch slapped kaminari so hard he had to go to recovery girl
- midnight swallows whole bunches of grapes without even taking them off the stem
- tobias witnessed this once and hasnt been the same since
- aizawa owns fifteen copies of the hungry hungry caterpillar
- mic used the word spoopy once and aizawa almost murdered him
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