Twilight is My Life Now

[seveneleventwenty]

I'm so sorry this track has to go. IDC what the drivers say they're all delusional rich people. This race is so shit.

[changing-my-username]

Amy Pond being a Haas supporter

[smolvampiregirl]

Kim K absolutely refusing to chat with Martin Brundle is sending me

[rowenagirl]

POV you are Lisa Braeden. guy you hooked up with when you were 19 keeps showing up at your door unannounced and sort of vaguely implying that he's going to be dead soon. And you're like oh wow Jesus Christ do you wanna come inside and have a beer and tell me what's going on and he stares yearningly at you for a moment and coughs and looks away and is like oh i wish i could but I have to go back my car. But don't worry i will protect you..... Goodbye...... and goes back to his car. and you're still standing in the doorway.

[rowenagirl]

what do you meannnnnnn there's something wrong with her. there's something wrong with HIM.

[smolvampiregirl]

I am losing the joy for studying because all the material is AI generated (in this unit at least)

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

THE X-FILES 1993 – 2018・1x02 Deep Throat

[podcastwizard]

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

[caruliaa]

truly so funny how dans seen as all edge and darkness and phils reputation is the sweet innocent cute one when in reality dan howell is a deeply earnest theatre kid who loved winnie the pooh as a child and phill lester lies for fun and used to wish death on other children

[smolvampiregirl]

Hiding in the bathroom because I don't want to do work and I finish in an hour if anyone asks I had an upset tummy

[beemovieerotica]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

[smolvampiregirl]

Unfortunately I work with one of my best friends and he says sus shit to me across the room like I was going to head out and go on a date with my fiance and he shouted across the office at me make sure you get him wrap it up safety first.

[kosmogrl]

[junkiepunkie]

Cas saying things to Dean that he doesn’t realise are gay, a three part epic.

Cas: *in a cheap motel, heater broken* Dean.

Dean: Yeah buddy?

Cas: Can we sleep together?

Dean: …imsorrywhat?

Cas: You are cold, there’s no heating. I just thought that if we shared one bed for warmth we would-

Dean: Ohhhh *laughing* You know what? Sure, we can do that.

Cas: *human and suffering from chest pain* Dean, my chest hurts.

Dean: Okay, where on your chest?

Cas: *grabbing Deans hand, lifting his shirt and putting the hand on his bare abdomen* here.

Dean: *just freaking out* I’m- yeah- okay so that… it might be indigestion! I need to- demon. Kill. Later. Goodbye.

Cas: *staring at Dean in the impala, post hunt* You look good.

Dean: *confused* Dude, are you kidding? Im all sweaty and worn out and, shit man i even have motor oil on me.

Cas: I like when you look out of breath and dirty. It makes me feel… excited?

Dean: …

Cas: did I say something wrong?

Dean: No! No. Please keep saying- I mean… nothing. Ignore me.

Cas: Dean?

Sam: *who has been there the whole time* You know what? I can walk to Kansas.

Cas: From New Jersey?

Sam: To avoid this? I’d walk from Asia.

[smolvampiregirl]

Seeing the Red Bulls behind the Racing Bulls is like a fever dream is this even real

[smolvampiregirl]

Poor Oscar not having any laps in a grand prix yet this year

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

The crossover would go crazy

TFW walked so they could run...