lie better

bea 30s kurtiepie on ao3

[ily-a]

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[redstonedust]

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

[hutsonwoolyums]

post-retirement Ilya goes on dancing with the stars and wins

[fernweh-arcane]

1/8/2023

[bugs-are-buddies]

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

[thewrongirls]

are you okay? 2026.

[newmoonedward]

what-a-strange-creature is now newmoonedward

[grabmyboner]

[charitydingle]

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 2012, dir. Bill Condon

[wordfather]

something strange going on with my wip where nothing is happening because im not writing. does anyone know how to fix this

[newmoonedward]

tonight is the night that i write 10k words and make actual progress on this fucking fic

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

and above all else i am so so so sleepy

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL VOICE] you can let me in. i won’t do anything weird. i promise

[twilight-sagas]

In the Olympic Peninsula of northwest Washington State, a small town named Forks exists under a near-constant cover of clouds. It rains on this inconsequential town more than any other place in the United States of America. It was from this town and its gloomy, omnipresent shade that my mother escaped with me when I was only a few months old.

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[deedala]

i was gonna make one for me i can make two 🤌