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If you know, you know.
This is still the biggest mood tbh
Cowboy
📷: Jeremy Parkerr
Update
I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.
To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.
Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.
Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*
excuse me what
UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES
Blogging about my aquarium is fun
Good meowning everyone
Quality post OP 💖
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My cat squeaks whenever she stretches and as a result I can hear this post
who ya gonna call?
(Source)
this is a cinematic masterpiece
I dont understand… But yes
LMAOOOOOOOOO
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.
“You dropped your dick man”
True solidarity
Send 👏🏽him 👏🏽your 👏🏽bread 👏🏽
Today’s Genuine Good Boy is: Tofu-chan
me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*
my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*
That’s her Uber
hey could you hold this for me *gives you my hand*
RUTHLESS
I love her
I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.
white girl: *cries b/c she’s used to that working*
Jane Elliot:
this cracks me up every time
Get’em!!
My favorite thing ever!!!!
unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives
How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are