which superpower do u want
fly but only for 10 minute intervals
shapeshift but only into a bug
superspeed but only on the 30th of the month
laser eyes but only at night
mind-reading but only thoughts about you
x-ray vision but only when you're at sea
you always see the lyrics of whatever song someone is listening to above them
time travel but only once
teleport but you lose something you had with you every time
telekinesis but only to the weight you can lift normally
talk to animals but they all hate you
live forever but live forever
"Why are you filling your pockets with... are those little origami stars?"
"Yeah, I'm going to teleport to Europe for a bit, but I'm cursed to lose something that I had with me in transit every time. So I always carry like two hundred little paper stars with me."
"And that works?"
"Usually. I have an extra pairs of glasses too, and a burner phone. I thought about carrying a shirt and like... leggings or something I could roll up real small, but so far it's never taken my clothes and anyway I could always teleport right back to my room to grab more if I need to."
"Still, it means you can't carry anything expensive with you."
"What? No. Expensive is fine. I just avoid carrying sentimental stuff. Why would I care if it's expensive?"
"Because you don't want to lose expensive stuff?"
"Oh! Oh, no. No dude. Dude. I rob banks like... all the time. Also rich people."
"Wait. The thing with Elon Musk... did you... kill him?"
"Maybe? It's unclear. I teleported to him while naked and picked him up, then teleported again. I don't know where my shit goes when it disappears but uh... he's there, I guess."
