Hi. I'm Mike.

The key to success is working harder than everyone else, but I'm a lazy piece of shit.

[pandalazim]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Californians don’t really listen to California Love like that

[reasonandempathy]

“I know no one cares, but this is illegal.”

[smorescode]

Not illegal, just tacky. The office of government ethics is just an advisory office to how a president *should* act.

[juan-papi-blog]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[justahumblememefarmer]

Your significant other… is a goldfish

[pastelwookie]

Explain?

[justahumblememefarmer]

A snack that smiles back

[kingjaffejoffer]

Where'd you order the cardigans from?

I have no brand loyalty. I buy wherever I see something I like in my size cause you know they front on fat niggas out here.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

just assume I know everything you know and more and you’ll be aiight

[kingjaffejoffer]

[candicekellyxo]

[jehovahhthickness]

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Me.

[wtfced]

this is the one

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we gone go get the plan b its alright”

[kingjaffejoffer]

I’m in heat this weekend. I’m trying to drop some dick off

[deejay]

Reblog and hope there’s a trash post above  😂

[fruitbythefoot]

This is honestly a form of torture

[smorescode]

X = -14? Trying to do it in my head that’s what I got.

[smorescode]

HA JK ITS 0.

[fruitbythefoot]

This is honestly a form of torture

[smorescode]

X = -14? Trying to do it in my head that's what I got.