Anyone else get the vibe that it was actually just Amanda complimenting Angela instead of Johannes and that Angela was getting flustered or was that just me?
IMAGE 1: Smosh fanart of various figures of Sarah Christ and the Chosen.
Figure 1: 2 identical busts of Sarah with a look of dread, titled: âSarah âwomen are my specialtyâ Christ.â The first has greasy choppy bangs, and the second has long wet strands of hair alongside her face, labeled: âclassic vs overgrown bangs.â
Figure 2: A bust of Sarah blowing a strand of hair out of her face in annoyance, labeled: âneeds haircut (not gonna get one).â
Figure 3: Sarah Christ and the Chosen in the Spiderverse mentor meme with Sarah as Peter B Parker and the Chosen as Miles Morales. Sarah is thinking of the Creekside Killer while Chosen is thinking of Sarah. Beside Sarah is the bisexual flag with the quote, âPut some tits on that guy, Iâd fuck him,â and beside Chosen is the trans flag with the quote, âI saw the board game glow,â as well as a note underneath that reads: â(idek which direction i just know it to be true).â The figures are colored in a blue and pink palette.
IMAGE 2: Smosh fanart of various figures of Sarah Christ and the Chosen.
Figure 1: Sarah and the Chosen redrawn in a Brooklynn 99 meme. Sarah has choppy bangs and is holding Chosen to her chest protectively and aggressively says, âIf anything happens to the Chosen, Iâm killing everyone in this room and then myself.â His face is expressionless and squished in her embrace.
Figure 2: The Chosen is drawing out his sword in defense of Sarah as he says, âDonât worry, Sarah! If this guy wants to mess with you, heâs gonna have to get through ME first.â He looks the same as before, but Sarah has overgrown bangs. Behind him, she draws a line across her throat in a threatening death glare. The text above points to both figures 1 and 2, reading: âCharacterized by: devotion + delusion (interchangeable between them).â
Figure 3: A headshot of Sarah with overgrown bangs, giving a side-eye and holding a cigarette between her lips. Sunglasses sit atop her head with the note: âStill has the sunglasses Chosen gave her :â)â Another note points to her cigarette that reads: âJust holding it.â
VIDEO DESCRIPTION: Smosh Mouth clips of The Chosen & Sarah Christ episode with OPâs commentary as follows:
âthe chosen [handshake emoji] sarah christ: i would kill for you.â
âthereâs a naive but genuine sweetness in the way that the chosen thinks of sarah and wonders why misfortune seems to follow herâ
âhe chalks up her âbad luckâ to mirrors instead of her own reckless actions, which speaks to his superstitions but even more so his admiration of herâ
âso itâs significant that the chosen later gifts sarah charmed sunglasses to protect her from âdark forcesââ
âthey look out for each other in their own ways :â)â
IMAGE 3: Screenshots of Sarah Christ subtitles from various Smosh videos against a bisexual flag background, as follows:
âBefore I knew it, I, Sarah Christ, had fallen deeply in love with Amanda Lehan-Canto.â
âLetâs just say I wasnât a wet cop until I met Amanda.â
âYou donât know anything about gay pride, do you?â
âPut some tits on that guy, Iâd (bleep) him.â
âWomen are my specialty.â
IMAGE 4: Screenshot of a comment section from the Chosen Trivial Pursuit: Try Not To Laugh video, as follows:
Commenter: âthe chosen canonically being aware of I Saw the TV Glow is INSANEâ
Reply 1: âI mean he has undeniable tboy swagâ
Reply 2: âone day the chosenâs egg will crackâ
OPâs note pointing to both replies (colored in trans colors): âI like that these both co-exist for the Chosen.â
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