when i log onto to my account after 800 months to see my inbox full of girls wanting me to buy their porn - priceless.

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@smplecreatures
when i log onto to my account after 800 months to see my inbox full of girls wanting me to buy their porn - priceless.
( @cruelsccmer ! )
“Don’t give me that look - you know you missed this delicious face during my ten month absence - wanna fool around to make up for lost Kai-Time?”
idk how many followers I got left on here but like this post for a starter from the infamous kai to welcome me back for however long I will be back on here :-))))
happyscngs ➜ smplecreatures
ya’ll miss me?
( 🌹 @waterlilics )
--- “You know, those maternity pants make your ass look. . . good?” he stated with an awkward wink-plus-smirk combo. They were on the final countdown till Athena’s arrival, and Dean had to admit that he was using his humor/charm to push him through the anxiety-ridden-finish-line. “Um, did your ass always look like a coffee table or?”
Endless gifs of Tom Holland [18/∞]
you remind me of a time, when things weren’t so complicated
waterlilics:
Sticking a thin french fry between her lips the girl shrugged once more. It wasn’t that she was anti-social, she was simply dedicated to her future career and wanted the best grades possible. Plus, this internship could potentially land her a job. “No, no. I’ve done it here and there just, not as often before I started college.”
--- “Hey, if you love your career and have been taking a lot of time to keep up with it, do you, sister. I wish I had your motivation.” he grumbled. He pushed his own couple of fries into his mouth before looking back in her direction. “Do you plan on marrying and popping out a few offspring, toots?”
iMESSAGE ♡ daddy 😈
kai: i am a dick slut. . . only for your beautiful dick, though, daddy.
kai: if i had the address, i would be there in a heartbeat.
travis: i had to excuse myself lol you've got me beat rn and i love it
travis: damn i wish honestly i really do wish baby boy
kai: i want to suck that hard dick of yours.
kai: want pictures of mine, baby?
who wants me to grace them with some threads???
cataloguing lara jean’s faces (◡‿◡✿)
@waterlilics
the cutest, softest boy ever 🖤