Sorry for not being sorry

[officialsuzuyakai-deactivated20]

頭文字Ｅ || たいらい

[porz-deactivated20150219]

nice save

[effiesketch]

me too, archie. me too

[best-of-memes]

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[thespoonmissioner]

[cassidyfranco]

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[slavery]

[salon]

Some voters in the early voting states seem to be “feeling the Bern,” an enthusiastic reference to the candidacy of 73-year-old Independent Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders. Sanders appeared before a standing-room only crowd of more than 700 supporters at a Friday night rally in Iowa, which the Wall Street Journal notes is “the same number who went to a Hillary Clinton event on Sunday that featured a buffet table and a live band.” In Wisconsin, Sanders took a surprising 41 percent in the Democratic Party straw poll at the state convention, losing to Clinton by just eight points.

[salon]

Once written off as a fringe candidate, the Vermont senator’s performance is taking many pundits by surprise

[unitedstatesofmeryl]

IT’S WORKING JUST KEEP BOOSTING THIS WE CAN DO IT

[im-moving-yo-blog]

“you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

[shootingsmack]

[serpentwithfeet]

THE ASTRONAUT-PILGRIMS “In Tibet, near a lake at altitude, I encountered a group of lamas. I explained to them with drawings and sign language that they came from the Moon! I have always been fascinated by Tibet – a country where people believe in reincarnation and practice levitation… They very kindly agreed to wear these astronaut helmets and small Louis Vuitton backpacks.”

PAGANGOSPEL

[thenamesjocelyn]

[fuiru]

“One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn’t be made any smaller. So...

[coffeecumcologne]

[jasonhorton]

[dalasverdugo]

[kayleyhyde]

We all know that feeling, vending machine

[halfangs]

#i am also full of snacks and darkness