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rants. hi lovies, as much as I am trying so hard not to breakdown and having a hard time writing all of this. I will be taking a hiatus, me and my ex lover broke up today just after her birthday. It was very sudden and it hurts me so much that she was forced to break up with me by her mother. It seems like history is repeating itself— because this happened to me and my past-ex and I think I couldn't bear to write anything nor post so i’ll be gone for a while, resting and probably just isolate myself from the virtual world and focus on my mental health. Though me and her would still be in contact and are friends, we ended our relationship in good terms. I’m still very hurt by it. So please understand me and my decision because it’s hard that me and her were together for one year and I expected that she’ll still be mine and we’ll celebrate my birthday together but turns out fate has plans. so goodbye, please take care of yourselves.
rants. hi lovies, as much as I am trying so hard not to breakdown and having a hard time writing all of this. I will be taking a hiatus, me and my ex lover broke up today just after her birthday. It was very sudden and it hurts me so much that she was forced to break up with me by her mother. It seems like history is repeating itself— because this happened to me and my past-ex and I think I couldn't bear to write anything nor post so i’ll be gone for a while, resting and probably just isolate myself from the virtual world and focus on my mental health. Though me and her would still be in contact and are friends, we ended our relationship in good terms. I’m still very hurt by it. So please understand me and my decision because it’s hard that me and her were together for one year and I expected that she’ll still be mine and we’ll celebrate my birthday together but turns out fate has plans. so goodbye, please take care of yourselves.
Perhaps, can I request fem reader head canon separate with wbk boys
Character : suo, sakura and kaji
Surprise them with a kiss on the lips then she just run away because feeling flustered and not a having a courage to meet the boys for a while after that incident.
"kiss, kiss, fall in love!" — ft. suo hayato, sakura haruka, kaji ren
now playing : sakura kiss (ohshc theme) - chieko ochi
prompt : fem!reader surprises them with a kiss them and runs away. the reader figure out that they like the boys back and tries to confront them. she panics and end up kissing them.
notes : I LOVE THIS REQUEST SM ANON 🥰 i hope u like itt <33 would yall believe if i said ohshc is my fave anime. well, was* (its now like,, 4th). but it reigned for more or less 3 years. hikaharu and kyoya girlie here 🙋♀️
it's been a few days since he confessed his feelings for you and you haven't stopped thinking about it. it was gentle when he spoke to you, voice full of affection and shyness.
"i like you." three words that forcibly repeated themselves in your head like a mantra. your mind ran a hundred kilometers per minute—how long did he like me, when did he find out, how did he find out, does he really mean it, how do i feel about it.
while facing him, you silently racked your brain trying to find answers to respond, scared that he might take it back or misunderstand if you took too long. and he noticed that on the expression on your face.
a hand slowly reached for yours', thumb reassuringly carressing your knuckles. he told you that he didn't need a response right away. and that he was willing to wait for you.
good for him because you were quite impatient yourself.
you had intended to confront him the moment you confirmed that you liked him back—already having thought of a general script and direction of the conversation.
but of course, things don't go as planned. of course, you panic. of course, you mess up. you planned to simply open your mouth to speak—why the hell were they pressed against his'?!
suo hayato
he feels you quietly sneaking up to him from behind. he doesn't do anything about it—a smile on his lips as he anticipates what you're planning. though, he never could've predicted what you did.
his eyes widen when he feels himself being pulled in your direction. he doesn't stumble and he doesn't resist, sees you shut your eyes so hard that it creases as you kiss him.
you don't kiss him long and once your lips part, you don't observe his reaction. you don't even give him time to process before you bolt away, leaving him to himself.
suo regains his composure a few seconds later, the tips of his fingers raising to his lips, as if he'd experience it again if he touched the place you kissed him. he smiles to himself again and calmly continues his errand around town, your lips still lingering the back of his mind.
he seeks you out later the same day. he doesn't text you because the way you ran away meant you'd be too embarrassed to face him. he has a small mischevious smile on his face when he finds you outside a bakery by the display window, checking the newly-baked goods.
you were so focused that you don't notice him sneak to position himself beside you. he gently pulls your face by your chin. it doesn't register until he tilts your face up to plant a peck on your lips.
"payback."
sakura haruka
"w-what are yo—?!" his words muffle against your mouth.
sakura.exe has stopped working.
sakura's eyes widen like saucers and blood rushes to his head so fast he gets dizzy. he loses his mind whenever you're close to him—he thinks he's going to explode right now. he's overwhelmed by his senses—overwhelmed by you.
he inhales harshly, his hands twitch and suddenly they're on your shoulders, pushing you back. he catches his breath like he just ran a marathon. it takes you a few breaths before the realization hits you, your whole body tensing and your eyes mirroring his'.
he opens his mouth like he was about to stutter out a few words but you couldn't face him anymore. you gulp down the lump in your throat and slap sakura's hands off as you sprint away.
his eyebrows furrow like right angles as he watches your figure run. what happens after was instinct. he chases after you, yelling your name like you wronged him.
passersby's heads start turning, most recognizing you and sakura, and few are from furin—asking themselves why the 1st grade captain is chasing after a girl who's face is equally as red as his'.
you know about sakura's athleticism. and you heard about the risa cat chase in your neighborhood. including the lengths he had to go through—scaling houses and jumping roofs like a superhero. there's a snowflake's chance in hell that he'll give up before he catches up to you.
you let out a frustrated sigh as you feel your energy depleting. you glance back to look how far back sakura w—...
where the fuck was he.
you didn't stop running. until you bump into something.
you'd stumble back if not for the hands that hold you still, shaking around both sides of your body.
sakura's face is still flushed when you meet it, now covered in a layer of sweat and a scowl that held no malice. his eyes scan your face for what could possibly be running through your head, faltering and softening when you end up staring at each other.
"y-you're so-!.. agh!!" steam comes out from his ears.
kaji ren
he was walking around the mall with you and his friends, his headphones on. he was focused on getting to the food court that he didn't notice the boys getting distracted with a new store that just opened.
you silently hype yourself up as you watch him walking alone and unaware. he feels a tap on his shoulder, removing one side of his headphone from his ear. then, he turns his head, eyes widening a second late as his lips come in contact with yours.
you positioned your head over his shoulder—to surprise him when he turned. you thought it'd be funny to see his reaction but you weren't really thinking that far ahead. the moment your lips part, his mouth still agape, you feel heat rush to your head and you didn't even realize that you were full on sprinting away. running and texting kusumi you left because 'something came up'.
you didn't even turn around to see if kaji had processed what happened.
he didn't.
he physically lags. he doesn't move. and barely breathes.
after a while, he blinks and slowly walks to the nearest wall. he takes his head phones off and slams his head against the cement.
he hears a yelp of his name from behind him, enomoto. and another yelp when he faces them and they see his face—red, flushed cheeks and a slight bruise forming on his forehead.
he doesn't see you for a while after that. he tries to meet up with you but you keep making excuses that you're sick, busy, or not home.
even without your presence, you haunt him. his lips tingle sometimes, like yours' ghost his'. and he catches himself spacing out so often, thinking about and repeating that experience, that his classmates get suspicious and worried.
he needs to see you. for an explanation. for his sanity.
one day, he just sees you around town during patrol and he rushes to you, grabbing your forearm before you notice him and run away again.
"a-are we really not going to talk about what happened??"
when he tells you to "take a step up the staircase to adulthood" but then keeps terrorizing you for funsies as if he's some petty teenager and a troll... oh, wait, he is exactly that lmaoooo
p.s. someone help nirei, he's so done with suo's bullshit im crying
Hello! It’s my first time requesting, so it’s gonna be a bit awkward and off but can I request windbreaker boys suo, nirei, sakura + anyone you want to add with a crush who’s like yuki itose from a sign of affection? Where reader is deaf but is pretty much content with her life and she really enjoys everything despite not being able to hear? And shes really delicate and sweet yet also honest whenever she needs to be? Thank you!!?
this was one of the animes i watched recently as i was getting super back into it, and yuki is iconic, i love her sm!!
➜ suo hayato is super accommodating for you in every respect
➜ he's a lot like itsuomi in that respect. he will learn sign for you and enjoys having a language that only the two of you can understand
➜ he's a little shit sometimes though, and will probably use it to talk shit a lot, in front of other people
➜ he's also very likely to be protective over you because your deaf, but not in the way oushi is where he is just "stay inside, never go into the world, it's dangerous"
➜ rather, he'll be in the background, looming ominously, and threatening anyone who tries shit with you
➜ suo is protective bf #1, and wears it like a badge of honor
The two of you went to an anime exhibition at a nearby museum for your date. Suo kept you close the entire time, his hand interlocked with yours. He loves the way your eyes sparkle as you take in exclusive drawings for this exhibition, and the life size models of all your favorite characters. Your face is glowy and your lips are pulled in a perpetual smile.
You did your makeup extra nice today and used a different type of perfume. Your hands are also really soft to the touch. He squeezes your hand three times, a way of telling you I love you. His smile widens as you squeeze back.
However, as the two of you reach the merch section, and you're immersed in file folders and acrylic stands, Suo hears some snickering from a few feet away. He glances over to see another group of boys eyeing the two of you. His eyes drift down to you again, to see the neck of your shirt is hanging a bit low.
Suo gives your shirt's neck a gentle tug and you straighten up. You stare up at him, silently asking what's wrong.
"Nothing, I was just fixing your shirt a bit," he explains. You smile, nod, and continue perusing the merchandise.
However, on your way out from the venue, Suo spots those boys again. Their gazes land on you and Suo feels a type of revulsion he never has before.
Suo tugs at your hand and says, "I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. Wait here for me, okay?"
As you nod, he hurries off. When he gets in the bathroom, the boys from earlier are huddled in the corner, laughing with each other. The sound is enough to make Suo sick. He approaches the two of them and they fall silent. They look as if they're about to ask him what he wants, but Suo slams his fist against the stall door next to them.
"You're pathetic. You're immature scum that shouldn't be allowed to roam the Earth," he says, his voice low and threatening. "If I ever see you again, leering at anyone like that, especially a woman, you'll pay hell? Understand?"
They give meek nods, and with that, Suo leaves them trembling in the bathroom to rejoin you for the rest of your date.
➜ nirei akihiko sometimes worries about how the two of your relationship will pan out
➜ after all, to live in a world without sound means that you're experiencing everything in a very different way than he is
➜ that being said, once he realizes that despite your different situations, you're just like him, and he couldn't be happier as your boyfriend
➜ he privately makes his own sign language guides in his notebook, and memorizes the alphabet so he can spell words out for you
➜ he also takes your deafness into account with everything you guys do, so you end up doing things like going to aquariums and museums a lot since those are more visual than auditory
Nirei hands you your ticket for the aquarium, and you take it, beaming up at him. Your face is bright and cheery, the sun making you glow. You look like an angel, fit with a halo and all.
He links his elbow with yours and asks, "Ready?" At your nod, he returns your smile with an equally bright one and leads you into the aquarium.
The blue hue of the tanks is everything. Unlike the sun, this light makes you look cool and refreshing, and he spends the whole day snapping candid photos of you.
At one point, he captures a moment your bent over the touch tank, your hand gliding over the backs of sting rays. Your fingers graze the textured spokes of the starfish and your rub some sand between your fingers.
Nirei lowers his phone for a moment, taking in the look on you face as you explore this tactile wonderland. You look so inspired by it all, your mouth split into a wide grin. Momentarily, Nirei wonders if you're gonna go home and draw some moments from today in your sketchbook.
As the day continues to go by, the two of you spot some otters floating on their backs. Nirei's phone vibrates and he glances down. It's a message from you.
you: id like to pet one one day ^_^
Nirei chuckles and nods, "Hopefully one day. They're cute aren't they?"
As you nod, Nirei can't help but notice the way your cheeks puff up as you grin. Almost against his will, he reaches up and pinches your face. You startle and your smile falls. Nirei blusters and pulls back, spouting apologies like a running faucet.
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me, please ignore that-"
You giggle, the sound breaking through the fog of his panic. You shake your head and pinch his cheek back, before placing a tiny peck on the area your hand had been on.
He looks like a tomato for the rest of the day.
➜ sakura haruka is a lot like oushi if i'm being completely honest ToT
➜ when you first meet/start dating, he treats you like you're fine china and the entire world is a garbage disposal ready to grind you into a fine powder and dump you into an incinerator
➜ on top of everything, you're so nice to everyone. sakura is a mistrusting person, and he always thinks there's an underlying motive to anything, so he's also very protective of you. it's more overt than suo's is though
➜ he'll get into people's face a lot if they so much as glance at you the wrong way
➜ it takes a lot of convincing on your part to get him to relax, but once he understands that you're not fragile, he lays off
His phone pings again.
you: harukaaaa i can take care of myself
Sakura runs a hand through his hair. He looks up at you, his eyes narrowed in concern.
"I know you can, but still," he sighs.
you: still what?
"[name], you almost got run over! You might've if I hadn't been there, and-" his voice dies as he sees the stormy expression on your face.
you: youre not some savior or my keeper
whatever.
im leaving.
You turn on your heel to leave, but startle as Sakura's hand grasps your wrist. You whip your head around and your eyes widen as you see Sakura's expression. You're not sure there's a word to describe that expression. It's something between frustration, guilt, and desperation.
"I," he pauses and takes a deep breath. He starts again, but slower this time, so you can really read his lips and get the gravity of everything he's trying to say. "I know I'm not some savior or anything. I never said I was. I- I'm sorry if I made you feel that way. I'm just worried.
"I get that you've been living like this for your whole life and you're used to it by now, but . . . but I'm not. I hate the fact that these kinds of experiences are like second nature to you, but for me, they're not. I hate that I can't protect you from stuff like this."
Sakura sighs and relaxes his body a bit, before finally finishing off with, "I just don't want you to get hurt."
You stare up at him, noting the way the light bounces differently between his two eyes. Eventually, you take out your phone and type out another message.
you: i get it everyone i meet is like this at first
i hope you can get used to caring about me
He pauses and shakes his head. "I don't need to get used to it. I care about you, that's all there is to it," he mutters as he pats your head. Sakura sighs before saying, "I'll try to not be as condescending in the future, and tell me whenever I am, okay?"
➜ if suo is protective bf #1, then umemiya hajime is supportive bf #1
➜ this man will have whole dates with you where he does nothing but learn sign language with you
➜ you ask multiple times if he wants to do something else, like go shopping, but no. he's perfectly (and genuinely) happy just like this
➜ you end up teaching him a lot of vocabulary related to gardening
➜ additionally, he'll buy you hand creams a lot. he loves your hands, playing with them and feeling them pat him. sometimes, he worries that your hands might be getting sore from how much they move
➜ so around once a month, he stops by a department store and brings you a bunch of tiny tubes of lavender, rose, and daisy scented lotions
As you step out onto the roof, the first thing you notice is a tiny table set up on top of a picnic blanket. The table has a few pens and notebooks on it, and you recognize Umemiya's handwriting. A tiny marble rolls towards your feet and you look up to see him standing a few feet away, holding a basket with peppers, tomatoes, and cucumbers in it.
"You're early," he says. You nod and he sets the produce down next to the compositions. You walk towards him and he continues, "I got some new notebooks! Already labeled them all though, so don't worry about that."
You nod, and move your hands to say I noticed.
You sit next to him and he pours you some iced tea. As you drink, Umemiya opens the notebook to the first page, the crips white paper reflecting the sunlight back to both of you. You pick up a pen as he jots down the date in the corner of the page. 06-07-2016.
The next hour is filled with you writing to each other about sign language. You draw diagrams for him to follow, and make notes of how he can improve in the notebooks. Once your guys' time is up, Umemiya has mostly mastered vocabulary about outings.
"Alright, lemme give it a go," Umemiya says, stretching his fingers out a little.
His hands move in quick succession, making the message Will you go on a date with me?
You clap and smile, before quickly jotting down Good job!
Umemiya blinks down at the scrawl before shaking his head and trying again.
No, no, [name], you give him your full attention and he tries again, putting more emphasis on the questions. Will you go on a date with me?
You stare at him in silence for a hot second, before turning redder than his tomatoes. You nod your head vigorously, and Umemiya laughs.
"Don't give yourself whiplash," he says, gently holding your head and making it still. You stare at him wide eyed and he signs Thank you.
➜ togame jo initially doesn't think much of you. he thinks you're cute and stuff, but he doesn't pay you much mind otherwise
➜ however, that changes when he notices small things about you that differs from the rest of the hearing world. you never have headphones in to listen to music, you always watch movies/TV shows with subtitles on, and you spend a lot of time reading the signs in the subway rather than just listening to the announcements
➜ he can't say for sure when or how, but naturally he starts to gravitate towards you, and helps you out with some day to day tasks that are more difficult since you can't hear. he falls for you shortly thereafter
➜ he never treats you any different for your deafness however. he starts learning sign language, but it's a bit more difficult for him than it is for nirei or suo, so he sticks to notebooks for the most part
➜ he writes love letters to you, and is on top of it when it comes to texting you regularly
"Hey, she got another one!" one of your friends say excitedly. In her hands is another white envelope, the contents no doubt from Togame.
You're sitting at your desk, your head on the wood as you take a nap. However, you rouse at the feeling of someone tapping against it. You raise your head to see your friend standing in front of you, the letter in her hands.
"From that boy you're close with," she teases. The tone is lost on you, although the expression she wears isn't.
You take the envelope and peel back the flap. You take out the letter and unfold the paper, before your eyes set to work. Togame's handwriting when you first started dating was like chicken scratch- you could hardly make out the letters. Not now though, he must've been practicing. You giggle as the image flashes through your mind, someone all tough like Togame praticing his handwriting to make it all pretty.
Once you finish the letter, your friend looks at you expectantly, her eyes wide and anxious to know everything.
"Well, what'd it say?" she asks, bouncing on her feet a little.
You take your phone out and open your notes app. You begin typing out a message to her.
Just him saying he misses me and stuff. The usual :x
"The usual?" your friend asks incredulously. "That reminds, me, how often exactly are you getting these kinds of letters from him?"
You shrug. He's starting to do it more nowadays. Before it used to be mostly through messages. Idk why he switched.
When you first started dating Togame, he was pretty reserved and chill. You kinda felt out of place, sometimes wondering if he really did like you all that much. However, these letters and constant texts put those doubts to bed real fast.
"You should ask," your friend suggests, but you shake your head. She's silent for a brief moment before sighing dreamily, "Maybe he wants something permanent for you to remember him by?"
She smirks as you blush at the prospect. Just because you'd accepted that he really liked you doesn't mean it'd fully set in. You couldn't wait for it to though. You were more than ready for someone as loving as Togame in your life.
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response. THE PICTURE IS FRYING ME HELP 😭 ANYWAY YOU CAN SPAM ALL YOU LIKE! i don't mind spamming bc i enjoy it :p anyway thank you! Your theme is pretty too! I enjoy looking at it and the car? I LOVE IT. THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY, MWUAH MWUAH < 3
characs &. description. sakusa, futakuchi, yachi, kiyoko, sugawara, kita, osamu, yamaguchi, korai &. oikawa. boyfriend / girlfriend texts with them.
contains. crack messages, vulgar languages, established-relationship, oikawa being dramatic.
author notes. before you come at me, i’m tobxiyu. yes, why am i in another acc you ask? BECAUSE I LOST THE GODDAMN EMAIL OF THAT ACCOUNT AFTER MY PHONE GOT SOLD and when i got it back THE EMAIL WAS GONE. anyway, reposting this because i cannot think of anything.
rants. WE JUST HIT 200 FOLLOWERS?? HELLO?? OMG, I CANT THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND LOVE OMG, IM SPEECHLESS. I WANNA :sniffs: :crashesout: I LOVE YOU GUYS OMG
THE THEME HELLLO??? TGDHGFDFJSKN THE COLOURS THE CORDINATION ATE SO HARD IT GOT RID OF MY DEPRESSION 💯💯💯‼‼
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response. hi, lovies! omg, THIS GOT ME GIGGLIN N KICKIN MY FEET THANKYOU! i tried making it aesthetic as possible and feel more soft and calming using like pastel colors to match with the banners, i’m glad you liked it < 3 i’ll keep up on trying to make my theme good and pleasing to the eyes mwehhehe < 3 anyway, thanks for dropping by! i love you all, much loves and kisses!
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