'Ugh, honestly!'

Kayla | 26 | retired fandom blog | Random rebologs that give my fried brain serotonin |

[larval-tear]

did you seriously just disturb my slumber

[kosmogrl]

[anxietyproblem]

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

[highassi]

if you don't terrify people a little bit then what's the point

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[k1tk4ttt]

Yeah sex is good but have you ever found a 200k word fic of your favorite characters with your favorite trope?

[shutupimthinking]

girl you've been running through my mind all day

[shutupimthinking]

not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.

[ozarkthedog]

pov of my sugar daddy picking me up from work and taking me out to dinner before he fucks me in the back seat of his Mercedes. 💅

[nanohoja]

🗣️ 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝐶𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑡

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑡 :

[disgustinggf]

[professionallyunstable-deactiva]

my favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better

[ashereden]

Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords

[thememedaddy]

[american-auror-story]

[stuckinapril]

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

[missyorkswhore]

Alexa, play summertime sadness by Lana del Rey

[pointnclick]

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me