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TEXT ✉ KURT ⇄ SEBASTIAN

Kurt: You sold your soul to the devil long ago. I'm sure he gave you the power to materialize Hermès at will.

Kurt: I'm not dignifying that one with a response.

Kurt: Maybe I'll wear it to school. Proudly proclaim to the world that I'm "taken" by Sebastian Smythe. I'm sure that'd really put a dent in your revolving bedroom door. No one at St. Jude's would want to risk crossing me by hooking up with my "boyfriend."

Sebastian: Are you calling my father the devil? Because, while I have no problem with it, he just might. And since he gives me to ability to materialize Hermès at will.....

Sebastian: I. Dare. You.

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TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ MARLEY

Marley: Okay. I understand.

Sebastian: Lovely. See ya around, Rose.

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TEXT ✉ KURT ⇄ SEBASTIAN

Kurt: Nice try. You weren't wearing a scarf. I have a photographic memory when it comes to fashion.

[ ... ]

Kurt: Can you explain to me why my maid is holding an Hermes scarf that smells suspiciously like Replica Jazz Club and clove?

Kurt: I know you weren't wearing a scarf on Friday. I'd bet my Navigator on it. How did this get in my penthouse?

Sebastian: Looks like you'll be handing over those keys then, because I was wearing a scarf. How else to do you explain it getting into your house?

Sebastian: Also you know my scent by heart. Aw.

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TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ MARLEY

Marley: I really don't want to embarrass you.. so, um. Okay. I'll be sure to get clothes that will impress you.

Marley: Not too into me.. right, okay. I got it.

Sebastian: Good choice. Though any and all items will need my approval before you wear them to any event with me, just until I can trust you know what you're doing.

Sebastian: Wonderful. Here's hoping you're not a total flop of an actress. Finger's crossed.

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TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ MARLEY

Marley: Um.. I don't really have any money, and I feel bad using your money.

Marley: Okay. If you want me to tell people that we're... 'talking' to one another, I can do that?

Sebastian: Please. I have more than enough. Whatever you purchase will, I'm sure, hardly make a dent in what I usually spend in a week. Not to mention this is really more for me than it is for you. The last thing I want is an embarrassment for a date.

Sebastian: Sure, just don't make me sound to into you. Like I said, keep it realistic.

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TEXT ✉ KURT ⇄ SEBASTIAN

Kurt: Like the slimy snake tempted Eve.

Kurt: See? I could be Catholic.

Sebastian: You're about as Catholic as I am a monk.

Sebastian: Speaking of not being a monk, I believe I left an Hermes scarf behind on Friday. It hasn't happened to turn up, has it?

#text #text: kurt #text: kurt 2 #all: kurt #/ wow sebastian ur so smooth

TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ MARLEY

Marley: ... Yes.

Marley: Do you need me to do anything for you right now?

Marley: What do you want me to tell people if they see us talking?

Sebastian: Just get yourself some better clothes. I refuse to be seen with someone who thinks Michael Kors is designer.

Sebastian: That, my dear, is up to you. As long as you make our little arrangement look conceivable. Though, like I said, you're not ugly. It's not an impossible thought for someone to be interested in you. Even if that person is myself.

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TEXT ✉ KURT ⇄ SEBASTIAN

Kurt: I'm not lying. I've made a commitment to myself to resist temptation, and I'm sticking with it.

Kurt: Maybe things won't go back to normal, but I'm sure as hell going to try. Repress and forget. Like the Catholics do.

Sebastian: So you admit I tempt you

Sebastian: Mm. We'll see just how well that goes for you, won't we? Somehow, I think you'll find it challenging. Especially since you aren't even Catholic.

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stephenfabray:

An idiots bound to have a good idea in 1/1000000 videos.

True. And, not gonna lie, I’ll watch Buzzfeed: Unsolved on the off occasion. Who doesn’t love a good murder, you know?

#chat #chat: stephen #chat: stephen 2 #all: stephen

TEXT ✉ KURT ⇄ SEBASTIAN

Kurt: A mistake caused by stress and your shirt being unbuttoned obscenely low. It will not happen again.

Kurt: When we see each other in the fluorescent lights of St. Jude's the spell will be broken and everything will be back to normal.

Sebastian: Why don't you stop lying to yourself? Think of all the time we're wasting that could be put to better use.

Sebastian: Besides, there's no going back to normal after this weekend and you know it.

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TEXT ✉ KURT ⇄ SEBASTIAN

[ THE NEXT DAY ]

Kurt: That was the last time.

Sebastian: You've said that before you know... And look what happened.

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stephenfabray:

So I just saw a shitty Buzzfeed video about 50 drinks for 50 states and I wanna do it. Who’s down?

Obviously me, myself, and I. Even if you’re idea did come from Buzzfeed.

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TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ MARLEY

[ PAUSE. ]

Marley: Okay. I'll do whatever you say.

Marley: Just please don't tell anyone.

Sebastian: Whether I tell anyone is entirely in your hands. Don't you trust yourself?

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itspuck:

I don’t think I’d ever want to. Prissy ass shit ain’t my style. Last night’s rager, though — that is. Did you have fun at least, or is that stick so far up your ass that it won’t allow you to enjoy the good parts of life?

Someone’s prickly today... Or are you just mad you weren’t involved when it came to sticks and asses? Though I take it you had a good time with manhattan’s elite, regardless?

#chat #chat: puck #chat: puck 1 #all: puck

hisroyalhummel-deactivated20211

♕ – they say i did something bad.

❝ I could open a bottle of champagne & we could celebrate your deflowering. ❞

❝ You’re disgusting! ❞

( & a moodboard for kurt hummel & @smythebas 2/? )

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TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ MARLEY

Marley: Because I'm me. As you said, people don't know who I am..

Marley: Don't you want someone more popular than me? Prettier than me?

Sebastian: Not particularly. Just average is exactly what I need to piss off the right people. And you're not hideous, or low enough on the social ladder, to ruin my reputation. Hell, Hummel willingly talks to you.

Sebastian: Not to mention the spectacular dirt I have on you is wonderful insurance you'll comply to my every whim.

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TEXT ✉ SEBASTIAN ⇄ MARLEY

Marley: Me..? Why me?

Sebastian: Why not you?

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