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I had to go to a football match out of town this weekend with my dad, and honestly, that shit is torture. It’s Thursday and I’m still recovering from the heterosexual trauma. There were no hot guys and everything wreaked of beer and mediocrity, it was just horrible. Here’s to never going to another football match again, unless I’m cheering, because at least then I’ll be surrounded by hot girls waving pompoms not drunk middle aged republicans. Seriously, what is it with middle American and the most boring sports on earth? First football, then golf, then what’s next? Nascar? Ew. No thank you.

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MOODBOARD #3 - FAMILY DYNAMICS

genevieve smythe. sebastian's younger sister is without a doubt the golden child of the family, at age thirteen - sebastian will be the first person to boast about all that she’s accomplished in her short life. while the age gap keeps some distance between them, they are actually quite protective of each other but still have a witty banter dynamic between them. 

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MOODBOARD #2 - FAMILY DYNAMICS

rose robinson-smythe. sebastian is a momma’s boy. everyone knows it, and his mother is no exception. they’re close, very close and his mother is a forgiving and compassionate person, pretty much blind to the similar flaws found in her husband and oldest child. she’s protective of him, of her entire family and sees the good in him, in her husband, and in her daughter.

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MOODBOARD #1 - FAMILY DYNAMICS

edward smythe. sebastian and his father have always had a complicated relationship - mostly because they are so similar in personality, motivation, ambitions, and their inability to emote. still, they are bond together by their love for rose and gene, and still manage to fins some common ground every once in a while, and at the end of the day, they’re family, and they’ll be there for each other.

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sebastian’s halloween costume.

sebastian as harry styles, in the watermelon sugar music video.

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EX BOYFRIEND - FINN HUDSON

featuring @hdsnfinn ; no one really knows what happened. in fact, very few people in sebastian’s life even knew there was a boyfriend, but for a few months, they were a couple. secretly, and it didn’t work out. sebastian told finn it was because he was closeted, he was tired of having to lie for his boyfriend, he was tired of being the dirty little secret, and while in part that’s true, the whole of it was that sebastian started to feel, more than he expected, and all too quickly and finn had to go away, the relationship needed to end. it was a lot of firsts - for both of them, and for that reason finn has a special place in sebastian’s heart, but it’s all in the past, finn still isn’t out, and sebastian doesn’t ever want to let himself feel so much for a guy who no one even knew existed.

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You know how people are always posting about their sobriety on twitter, like ‘60 days sober’, I’m going to start posting that way about being single. Three months single, and thriving!! What I’ve learned since losing the dead weight: I’m consistently and unequivocally hot as fuck, anyone lucky enough to lock me down should appreciate the absolute blessing that is my ass, and being single is a gift. If anyone is interested in investing in this idea, I’ll drop my venmo below.

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ACADEMIC RIVALS - RACHEL BERRY

featuring @racheberry ; rachel berry has always been the thorn in sebastian’s side. sure she’s talented, and smart but that’s just the problem, she’s talented and smart, and she’s constantly butting her head into sebastian’s sphere of life, and rivaling him in class, extra curriculars and more than anything, annoying him half to death. still, they’re friends, because they have to be. showing how much they dislike each other would only show weakness, so for now, until one of the finally conquers the other once and for all - they’re friends. ( but they’re really rivals, possibly nemesis’, even ).

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question of the week: what is your coffee order / morning beverage order?

sebastian’s coffee order had changed a lot throughout the years, after all, he was only twelve when he first started needing his morning drip - one of the only people in his middle school class who did. since then he’s gone through several variations of his favorite drinks. fancy lattes that took longer to order than to drink, a phase where he only drank coffee black, and a hot tea phase. currently his go-to order is a simple cold brew, with a little bit of cream and even less sugar - as much as he has a sweet tooth, in his coffee he prefers to go simple and let the caffeine speak for itself. and he can’t get through his mornings without something sweet - donuts are preferred, but he’ll settle for a muffin, a croissant, a cookie or even a fruit parfait if his mother insists on something ‘healthy’.

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WE USED TO BE FRIENDS - NOAH PUCKERMAN

featuring @puckfm ; growing up in lima never seemed all that bad to sebastian, not with his best friend, puck at his side. the pair were similar in many aspects, rambunctious, loud mouthed, always up for something fun, a little trouble and a headache for anyone that was in a position of authority around them. sebastian was in middle school when his family moved away - to paris - for two years, and the distance proved to be hard on the boys, and eventually they did lose touch. upon sebastian’s return, they both expected to be able to pick right up where they left off, but they’d both changed so much, that it’s awkward now. sebastian still tries to reconnect with puck, but it never seems to work out quite right, and it seems like the friendship is a thing of the past.

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64. Are you a gossip?

“Is the sky blue? Of course, I have a lot of opinions about a lot of people, and when I hear something of interest I pass it on to a few key people around me.”

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5,6,7

What is your favorite color?

“I’m told I look amazing in green.”

What's your lucky number?

“Twenty three.”

Do you have any pets?

“Just my dog, Pip. A german shepherd.”

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Favorite clean word?

“Effervescent. Enough said.”

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Favorite swear word?

“Fuck. In both languages I’m fluent in.”

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79. Who was your first real crush?

“My first real crush in person? Or my first crush ever? I don’t think I remember my first real life crush, but I’m sure it was someone I went to middle school with - meaning they’re probably horribly tragic and boring, and probably a husky, homophobic football player now. Ick. My first celebrity crush? Clark Gable, but also Gene Kelly. I love men as 1930s Hollywood stars.”

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THE RICH KIDS OF LIMA - QUINN FABRAY & JESSE ST. JAMES

featuring @jessehq & @quinnsfm ; from extravagant fundraising socials, to cotillion, to family vacations to the beach & ski trips, this trio has been stuck together for as long as they could remember all thanks to their parents, who just so happen to run in the same social circles - lima’s elite, so to speak. it’s an odd trio, but they’ve been friends since before they even knew what the word means, and despite their different personalities, friend groups, interests and beliefs they’ve managed to stay in touch - if for no other reason but to keep their parents happy.

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FRIENDS BY ASSOCIATION - SAM EVANS

featuring @skywalkersevans ; it all started when the boys were voluntold by their parents that they would have to accompany their younger sisters to the movies one night last year. surprisingly, they hit it off and an unlikely friendship ignited. together their both chaotic and a little sweet and sam definitely allows a dorkier side of sebastian to appear without fear of too much judgement and it’s been a positive experience for him.