ladies & gentleman

kenzie | 21 | INFP

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[daily-spooky]

[creekfiend]

Me, thinking very hard at 4:30 am: do ants have dirty feet

[gallusrostromegalus]

#if an ant walked across my bed... would it leave dirty tiny ant footprints....#are they there even if i cant see them....

Ants do get dirt stuck to thier feet, but at that scale it’s like having gravel stuck to your bare foot and the fact that they frequently groom themselves and each other means that it’s rarely there for long.

What sticks to ants is extremely fine particulate and dried liquids, especially thinks that get kinda sticky as they dry.

So Tiny dirt footprints? not so much Tiny apple juice footprints? More likely.

[creekfiend]

Where did they get the Apple juice

[gallusrostromegalus]

From the store.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you can call any man named richard “dick” and they can’t do anything about. incredible loophole. zero consequences. madness they haven’t shut this down

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

[tattoos-and-disappointment]

Parallax, my friend

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

[sweaterwithpaintstains]

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

[susielesbian]

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

[sublimesuggestions]

concept: we have no responsibilities and spend the entire day cuddling and making out in bed

[4walls]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sneakyfeets]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[black-geek-supremacy]

This is why the police ultimately must be abolished. Like we’re funding an organization that literally does nothing but kill people.

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

use more olive oil

[mjalti]

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

[theroguefeminist]

okay but more of us need to say we are antifa - like if everyone who opposes fascism and trump just refers to themselves as antifa, its going to be harder and harder for moderates and conservatives to write it off as a “terrorist group.” 

i know people who are trump supporters. talking to them is the perfect opportunity to say “i’m antifa” or “i support antifa” watch them freak out and then follow up with: “antifa just means anti-fascism - it’s not an organization.. are you for fascism? because i’m anti-fascist.” 

i cant believe i have to say “normalize antifascism” but here we are

[theroguefeminist]

might as well bring this back now - antifa = antifascism. if the president says being anti-fascist makes you a terrorist then that’s a pretty good sign his administration is fascist

[papasmoke]

I board the starship enterprise. I go to a food replicator. I order ‘soup, no bowl’ I leave

[scooplery]

[algorithmsoflatecapitalism]

Unpleasant_(interface)_design

[mayflower-gal]

THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST

[bakwaaas]

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

[sloppystyle]

[thetyrannosaur]

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