About Me / Disclaimer
(Not as active as I used to be...)
Hi there! I’m May, she/her/hers. I've been on this good ol' hellsite since December 2017 - not a veteran exactly, but I know some stuff. For a brief on who I am, please refer to my profile bio. But first things first: If you like what you see here, please check out my AO3! I put in a lot of work for very little reward, so I’d appreciate the attention :) I have a total of ??? words published (need to recount, but its definitely over 250,000).
She Who Treads Masterpost
Pokémon Masterpost
Star Wars Masterpost
Misc. Masterpost
(More to come soon! Maybe...)
Now, on to business. For whatever reason, you’ve landed on my profile page. Cool, thanks for coming to my corner of the internet. (I also run this PMD:EOS randomizer blog! Go check it out!) Though I just want to make a few things clear so y'all know what you are getting into:
DNIs are considered cringe these days, but I don't care, I'm doing one anyway. DNI if you identify with one or any of the following: Trump supporter, diehard conservative, alt. right, anti-Semitic, Israel sympathist, billionaire sympathist, COVID denialist, neo/christo-fascist, Q-Anon, Cryptobro, MAP/Pedo, TERF/RadFem, ableist, classist, racist, misogynist, queerphobic (or you think queer is a slur), or are otherwise exclusionary/hateful. You are not welcome here. I do not tolerate unwarranted hate towards others, but I will tolerate hate against you if you actively seek to hurt people just for existing.
Minors: You can follow me, but be aware I curse/reblog a fair amount of cursing and the occasional NSFW-ish joke (though nothing extremely explicit - the latter is not usually my cup of tea). If that makes you uncomfortable, then please reconsider. For flagging purposes, these posts are marked #nsfw.
I do “screen” every one of my new followers. It’s nothing extensive, just a quick look at your profile and timeline. Porn/bot accounts, “empty” accounts (including those with the default banner and profile header), promotion accounts, and any accounts that fit the criteria above are an instablock. Otherwise, it will be up to my discretion. (NOTE: If your account is predominantly NSFW, it will be an instant block. Sorry, it's just a personal squick.)
I'm not great at tagging things tbh, but here are the more important/consistent ones:
Posts I create: #May Speaks. If the info is pertinent to the blog, then it will be tagged #important info.
My Fanfiction and other related things: #writing stuff, #masterpost
Favorite and/or popular posts I want to keep track of: #fav, #iconic post
*Posts where I vent, despair, or otherwise scream about my deteriorating mental health: #mental health shit
Anything to do with gholuish current events: #we live in hell
Posts asking for donations/requests: #signal boost
Posts I want to keep on hand for whatever reason: these days I usually throw it in my solo discord, but I will sometimes tag these as #reblogging for future reference
Queued posts: #queue who (in reference to a Star Trek episode teehee)
NSFW language or references: #nsfw
*PLEASE feel free to flag this tag, as I often reblog triggering subject material including depression, suicidal ideation, and self harm. I do not wish to promote these things, but I have bad mental health cycles and sometimes I just need to scream about it. (Notably, this doesn't happen as frequently as it used to, but it is still a possibility.)
If you need anything else tagged, please don't hesitate to leave a message in the ask box. I won't ask any questions (unless I need clarification lol), and I'll do my best to be consistent.
Would really prefer that only mutuals message as a general rule. I am leaving DM’s open for now, but this is subject to change at any time. I will allow some exceptions (ex: if you are communicating with me about a post we just interacted on), but otherwise I will be upholding this rule strictly. (NO SOLICITATIONS OR REQUESTS FOR DONATIONS, PLEASE.)
Also note that my mental health may prevent me from responding to messages right away. I promise I don't hate you, I'm just a forgetful bitch who's low on spoons. I’ll try to get back to you when I can: it could be anywhere from a few hours to a few days.
I reblog shit the vast majority of the time, since I’m not talented/clever enough to make original content or have it catch on. If you want to see anything with me as the OP, check out #May Speaks. My ask box is always open! (Just don't be a d*ck.)
Fair warning that my blog is literally never consistent with content, so don't expect an exclusive stream of whatever you followed me for (unless erratic bullshit is exactly what you were looking for, in which case: well done!). I reblog anything from memes, fanart/fic, and discourse/commentaries relating to the following:
Pokémon, Star Wars/Trek, Kid Icarus, SSB, Animal Crossing, M*A*S*H, THG, academia, aesthetics/nature, writing, politics/current events, music, mental health, and things that I otherwise find interesting, funny, or relatable.
...Just be prepared for a mumbo jumbo at any given moment is all I'm saying. :P
Current Blorbo: Jim Kirk (God help me-)
To conclude, I'm kinda introverted and shy, but I don't bite unless you give me a reason to ❤️
(Last update: 1/5/2026)
















