another of snackugaki's side blogs except i'm claiming it in pub

i was fkkn alive for and was the target demographic of Turtlemania in the 90s why am i ass over kettle about them now??? i'm in my goddamn 40s.jpeg

[snackugaki-jestsjapesjokes]

main blog: @snackugakı

shits, giggles, and reblogs here

thassit pmuch

[cyberglittter]

d_heygere

[evillaughing]

[catasters]

[cyberglittter]

moonbugtattoos

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[wanderingnelipot]

[brightlotusmoon]

[anarchomikeism]

[ancaporado]

[wageronvoluntaryism]

Never forget what they took from us.

[wageronvoluntaryism]

For those asking how it compares today

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and also

[bmxpotato]

Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):

[sharkgirldick]

Just to round out the comparison.

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[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[weaselle]

leopard seal topic activated; i am so sorry to my long time followers who have seen me do this like ten times but i just can't help myself

OH MY GOD

That is a monster (respectful) If it was a lizard it would be a dragon.

They can be bigger than the biggest grizzly bears. They are about the size of a horse, just without the stilt legs. And their faces are hiding teeth like this (sorry it's kind of gross but it shows the teeth best)

Here's a leopard seal skull next to a horse skull

they can get as big as 12 feet and can weigh like 1,200 pounds. They can swim 35 miles an hour and eat only meat - regularly eating giant penguins that weigh more than 100 pounds each, and anything else they feel like they can kill. And they're pretty smart. Only an Orca is a more dangerous hunter in arctic waters, and even they usually leave a leopard seal alone.

A seal's closest land relative is a bear, and leopard seals will regularly hunt other seals, making this a bear that eats bears, but built for the ocean. You know, the terrifying ocean? A bear that lives there that eats the other bears that live there.

[drogonea]

[snackugaki-jestsjapesjokes]

@seasaltselky

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[depsidase]

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[nemfrog]

Koi. Japan, Home of the Sun. 1963. Kikuko Mori, illustrator.

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[alnitaks]

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