can you draw sonic the hashbrown?
Sometimes i remember that i can make whatever i want
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can you draw sonic the hashbrown?
Sometimes i remember that i can make whatever i want
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
smad.
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
i cannojt bretahe
date of origin: May 2nd, 2014
me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
I can’t get over how well this fits
Why the fuck do I think that this is a masterpiece??????
I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska
the girl has big dick energy
she stole all of his dick energy and killed him
The timing of thriller coming on is
perfect
what do you call having blorbo thoughts for a fictional world? It can't be a blorbo, it's too big- a unorblo? a worblo??? worblo from my brain????
Glunkus, if it's an OC.
i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family
this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it
This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift
no its becky
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
8/7/2012
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
an old man
an old man
he is dying
an old man, he is alone
*post hits 1k notes* nice
*post hits 10k notes* oh no
nice
oh no
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.
In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.
So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.
Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.
He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.
K… but why conjugations of to be?
My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”
I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.
Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.
I mean, chanting “be” absolutely sounds like the most straightforward way to call something into existence so maybe he’ll be successful.
she’s about to risk it all
Wait no stop, this brings up a good question: HOW does Thor fit in within the christian worldview!?!?
Oh I think sister Marjorie can fit him in just fine