marleau's left nip or whatever

call me snellie :) 28 she/her/something to make me giggle 18+ no minors please and yeah I know my wiggly Shane is a lil cursed but idc I need his wiggles (cred: poetrylesbian)

[snail-mail-33]

Hiiii I'm Snellie (she/her but anything except he/him is cool and fun) 👋😊

Stick around if you want to play dolls with fictional hockey players with me 🏒🥰

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About Me ✨

I'm 28, in the UK and come on here erratically to get my fandom fix. Not on any other social media, life is much more full without it I promise🌻

Find me yapping in the tags and randomly vomiting out headcanons. Huge fan of fanon cliff (the enigma that he is) and the Boston Raiders being the embodiment of "he a little confused but he got the spirit" (hence Boston Boneheads).

not really an rpfer but have no problem with respectful rpfers. Love all the HR cast and crew and will block anyone being weird about any of them. I try not to engage in dumb drama or discourse for my own sanity. Zero tolerance for racism and don't come anywhere near me with TERF shit is2g 🤚

ask is open so feel free to drop me a bell ❤️

My Fics 📚

I'm on ao3 and I write whenever a fic appears in my brain because making stuff is fun. Not interested in any paid collabs, fanfic is free! I'm always open to hear your thoughts on my writing including constructive feedback.

Here are my existing fics:

A view from the other shore: [T] fluff/angst outside perspective. Canon divergent outing fic (spotted at the cottage). Mixed format but mostly a podcast fic. 7k words.

Captain Rozanov’s gay sex 101: [M] humour, 5+1. The Boston Boneheads asking dumb qs about gay stuff. 6k words.

Gay Hockey Magic: [E] humour. Two Boston Boneheads giving each other blowjobs to try and win the Stanley Cup. Very very dumb. 4.5k words.

Peer Review: [M] texting fic, Cliff and Ilya rate each other's nudes in a totally platonic bro way of course. 5.2k words

Add To Cart: [M] my spin on Shane buying a dildo. 1k words

And here are my fic recs

The To-Don't List: [T] angst with a happy ending. Poor repressed Shane Hollander trying to weaponise the Autistic Urge To List against his own sexuality. 3.3k words

shapes to make you pleased: [E] smutty oneshot. First time dom bottom Ilya in a hollanov freeuse arrangement (Shane POV). 2.8k words

If you want to buy me a coffee, firstly thank you! And secondly, please send your pennies to TransActualUK they will make much better use of them than I would (and I would love to hear about it if you do) ☕🩷🩵

Thank you @ilyasmole for the blinkie!!

[mlh-imagines]

[mlh-imagines]

[gaynehollander]

Shane calls Ilya on the verge of tears one morning, telling him he came in his sleep. It's all "I'm sorry," and "I didn't mean to," and "I know that's no excuse." And that's how Ilya finds out that Shane has been living with self-imposed orgasm denial ever since they became boyfriends because Ilya always tells him when he can cum when they're together so, in Shane's mind, that means he can't cum if Ilya hasn't told him to.

Ilya just about faints with how quickly all the blood in his body rushes to his cock and you best believe that rule becomes explicit after that phone call.

[myshangel]

happy day after ilyas birthday to shane hollander, hope your hole is okay king

[summerhalder]

the kind of messages i get when im showing my aunt something on my phone

[bluegrasshole]

[themoonandmyman]

@hutsonwoolyums babe you got me pondering and that’s dangerous for everyone…

Hollanov + total sensory deprivation, except each time, Ilya lets Shane keep one sense… 18+

Blindfolding him, gagging him, putting headphones on, tying him down… all that’s left is touch… the phantom feeling of strong, large hands caressing his body like it’s priceless porcelain… a mouth and a tongue and teeth roving over his body, every feather light touch making his cock twitch. endless teasing with wax, the hot drip on his skin making him jerk, unable to know when to anticipate it’s sizzling pleasant heat.

Take the headphones out of the equation, just so Shane can hear… Ilya’s no longer touching him. The absence is felt so deep into his soul it claws at his bones.

All he can hear is the slick-slick-slick of Ilya’s hand pumping his own cock, coming from the chair in the corner of the room, and oh- it’s fucking torture. Ilya doesn’t hold back his sounds anymore. No reason to. He grunts and moans and swears and says Shane’s name, whines so pretty and Shane can tell he’s squeezing the head of his cock on the upstroke. He can picture it so vividly, and oh god he wants that cock in his mouth, his throat, tapping against his cheek, filling his hole that feels oh so empty…

Ilya saunters over, Shane can hear the creak of the floor. He takes the gag out of Shane’s mouth, and tells him to keep his mouth open and his tongue out. He then replaces the headphones, and Shane is once again plunged into silence and darkness. He’s so fucking hard now that his cock is angry red and it hurts, fuck it hurts so good.

Minutes pass and he’s not even sure if Ilya’s left the room. He couldnt begin to know.

There’s just nothing- until he feels a warm splash against his cheek, and suddenly it erupts all over his lips and tongue and it’s that salt-sweet taste he’d recognise a million life times over.

It’s intoxicating, the thought that Ilya is cumming in his mouth and there’s nothing he could do about it even if he wanted to… (he doesn’t want to..)

He swallows it all and suddenly feels Ilya’s lips against his, claiming and aggressive and proud, and he feels what it conveys- good boy.

He wants to cum, so bad. He wants Ilya to bend him over and fuck into his pretty, waiting hole until he’s so full he can’t think.

Something tells him he’s going to have to work a lot harder for it…

[snail-mail-33]

For the kink rating: free use/cnc 😎

YEEAAAHHH BABY ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ that's my shit I'd give it a thousand stars if I could ‼️‼️

Free use especially is just sooooooo yummy #ToMe I am slightly obsessed. I've read every hollanov free use fic I could get my grubby little hands on, to the point I even had to give in and write one myself

ask game: rate this kink

[snail-mail-33]

For the kink thing: petplay

I'm gonna go for ⭐⭐ but honestly this one could be a ⭐⭐⭐⭐ or a 🚫 depending. I really like the d/s dynamics aspect of it but I'm not a fan of animal stuff usually so it reaallllly depends how much it involves roleplay of a specific animal vs just pet-like traits

ask game: rate this kink

[loontattoo]

hey teddy 👋 for the rating kinks game: orgasm denial 😘

I love that this is how we strike up conversations here on tumblr dot com

WELL OF COURSE <3

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ that's gonna be an all-time fave for me. probably for sure one of my faves to read

send me a kink!

[tearsofshane]

I see the fic trope rating game going around but I'd like to do one for kinks instead. feel free to repost & play along <3

Send me a kink and I'll rate it:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ all time fave. need it in my life.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ very good. would like to explore it.

⭐️⭐️⭐️ fun to read. probably wouldn't partake.

⭐️⭐️ fine. I'll read it, but with heavy side eye.

⭐️ indifferent. i have no horses in this race.

🚫 hate it. no thank you. not for me at all.

Note: can be as broad or specific as you like eg. impact play vs spanking or face slapping

[grabmyboner]

i think shane could twerk. i don’t think he ever would or would even secretly attempt it but i fully believe he could do it. ilya has twerked and will buss it back at any given opportunity.

[bambicoded]

myhollanov are such exhibitionist freaks but also so deeply possessive of one another that they've created a torture nexus of their own design. they want to show one another off so bad but there's a tipping point and neither of them know where it is.

[bambicoded]

YES it would be so hot for everyone to see what you look like when you're getting fucked but NO they don't deserve to no one can see except me but THEY SHOULD but they CANT. YES its hot that we are often so close to being caught (both before and after outing) doing it nasty style HOWEVER if they SAW you nasty style i HAVE to kill them. but it would be SO HOT but we CANT not because it matters what they think of it but because ITS FOR ME 😡😡 ONLY

[castielchitaqua]

myilya is the coolest guy in the world but also the biggest loser alive. and he loves bad movies about enormous sharks eating people

[overheatedyke]

For the rest of their marriage, "Do you think we need to talk" is Shane and Ilya's secret code for sex. It takes different forms ("Hey, should we talk"/ "Do you want to sit down") to honor all the times Shane pretended like they weren't going to immediately hook up. At first it's just while they're doing domestic things. "Do you think we need to talk?" Shane asks quietly as he strokes a hand up Ilya's thigh. They're snuggled on the couch watching TV, Shane's head resting on his husband's shoulder. Needless to say, Ilya clicks the TV off immediately.

Ilya, of course, ups the game. "Should we talk?" he yells in Shane's ear when they go clubbing. Shane grins and nods, and the two make their way to the back...

But Shane is not to be outdone. The next time the Centaurs win a game (which they do often) all the players are cheering and slapping each other on the back and butt in the locker room. Ilya gives a great, short speech as he gets undressed, a post-game sweaty mess that turns Shane all the way on. "Hey Cap!" Shane yells as his teammates clap up Ilya's rousing comments. "You wanna talk?" he asks in front of the whole locker room, and sees his words hit Ilya like a drug, his color rising, his eyes darkening.

Bood smirks as the two superstars scurry out, and Luca Haas shakes his head and closes his locker, wondering what is so urgent that the two have to conference right now.

[summerhalder]

the kind of messages i get when im showing my aunt something on my phone