Tangy

Certified snail girl🐌 | She/it 🌺 | aroace | 🇧🇷 | dni if you are a large, black bulbous mass, with several blue-tipped tentacles extending from your core, accented with blue X shapes.

[snailstangerine]

Hello everyone

Beware it's all jojo now. In this blog you will see Jojo's Bizzare adventure and whatever the hell i feel like reblogging.

There will be Deltarune spoilers (even though i haven't gotten past chapter 2)

[pissvortex]

Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[unionizedwizard]

everything so scary & forever .

[unionizedwizard]

[scolipede]

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

[moronpolice]

i had to adapt to fucking survive

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[yamada-ryo]

[gastropoda-blog]

Slug by dhelling01

[blaster-miraculous]

I bet you’ve never seen one of these things full grown

[teioh]

useless piece of shet

[teioh]

[romcommunist]

elm trees my only friend

[romcommunist]

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

[headspace-hotel]

[eva-stratts-pet-anomalocaris]

Or a roach!

[bgm05]

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

[magicalastronomies]

it's important that you don't tell people just how bizarre those adventures are, it's important that you keep them in the dark so that they go from a somewhat bizarre but ultimately commonplace thing like vampires terrorizing england to something really out there like going to disney without mickey

[blizzyblitz]

Lost another original sentence

[snailstangerine]

I am the napper

[kinuko]

[herpsandbirds]

I’ve been getting into vultures big time. Truly under appreciated birds. May I please request some of your faves?

OH YES... Hold on I got what you need...

Egyptian Vulture (Neophron percnopterus), family Accipitridae, order Accipitriformes, found in parts of Northern and Western Africa, southern Europe and western Asia

ENDANGERED.

Top image - fixin to smash a egg...

photographs by Frank Cornelissen & San Diego Zoo

Eurasian Griffon Vulture (Gyps fulvus), family Accipitridae, order Accipitriformes, Spain

photograph by Yechiel Lamesh

Himalayan Griffon Vulture (Gyps himalayensis), family Accipitridae, order Accipitriformes, India

photograph by Husein Latif Photography

Lammergeier aka Bearded Vulture (Gypaetus barbatus), Accipitridae, order Accipitriformes, found in mountainous areas of Africa, Europe, and Asia

photographs by Eduard Villar Lleonart & Swagata Ghosh

King Vulture (Sarcoramphus papa), family Cathartidae, order Cathartiformes, found in Central and South America

photographs by Steve Sánchez Calle & Supreet Sahoo

Lesser Yellow-headed Vulture (Cathartes burrovianus), spotty distribution in Mexico, Central America, and South America

photograph by Sylvain Uriot