There's a king in every crowd.

22. Florida Boy. Soon to live in Japan. Art. Sex. Substance. Love for Japan ♥

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.

[luz-natural]

[kaldwinss]

last christmas i told you my kink

but the very next day you shamed it away

[milfsrights]

[charles-darnay-deactivated20140]

so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip in the middle of class

[ravanreyes-deactivated20180531]

x | x

[satanstrousers]

Thanks mom.

[thebootydiaries]

I hate straight white men like you

[meganandnicky]

The floor is me

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

It’s called connotations.

[leggyboyjohnson]

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

[helaas--pindakaas]

great news! Language is now banned

[cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

[aureliagaming]

How do I delete someone else’s post

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

the worst thing about college is that classes are either like

midterm - 30%

paper - 30%

final - 40%

or they’re like

attendance - 5%

participation - 10%

reading reactions (5 papers worth 2% each) - 10%

midterm - 20% (15% for grad students)

final paper rough draft - 5%

final paper - 15%

group presentation - 10%

final exam - 20% (25% for grad students)

stapling your papers in the correct corner - 2%

breathing - 8%

that’s it no in between

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[rapspotlight-blog]

Just watch.

[himai]

I’m a mix of Uzi & Jaden.

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

im ross

[keepinupwitma]

ouuuuweee😩😍

[poisonedblacklotus]

Bitch do y’all see Hennessy tho 💅🏽

[msjewbooty-deactivated20130104]

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

[pau1y]

petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

[msjewbooty-deactivated20130104]

wednesay

[pau1y]

not what i had in mind but im flexible 

[blackboysrmagic]

@juliankennebrew