Shearerrrrrr!

Co-Founder of the SBI. Slytherin. Dragon Slayer. Adventurer. House Snaker

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions” 

[chandabeard-deactivated20191001]

Find someone as sleepy as you.

Coexhaust.

[stability]

once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

[reconnect-kingdomhearts-deactiv]

REBELLION. 

[michelleumunna]

[chaotic-neighborhood-bisexual]

[subtubitles]

[constant-diablerie]

any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough

[yupokaysuremhm]

This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

[constant-diablerie]

I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK

[yupokaysuremhm]

BEAUTIFUL

[fellowfeline]

you see thats why i love english

[ailithnight]

I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning.

[constant-diablerie]

GOOD

[the-succubabe]

ITS JUST EATEN’ MAH’ SONIC

[southernsideofme]

[bobgalloway55-deactivated202112]

Awesome 👏

[elegantstrings]

Dear lord!

[bax16]

@advanced-procrastination iM

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

drift compatible

[lynati]

it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!

[bubblycider]

Stills from the exceptional “acqua alta” (lit.“high water”), high tide in Venice 30/10/18

[scarlettrose6797-deactivated202]

They all seem so chill about it

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Venecians: Oooooooh Water! You goof!

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[fyeahriverdale]

#a normal day at the Spellmans

[the-memedaddy]

[cattgirl]

I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life

[daenerys-stormborn]

Emilia Clarke + laughing

[scepterno]

We all want this. @ Marvel snap snap.

[zendaya-colesmanarchive]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. by James Gunn

[deke-abed-spencer]

“Magic. More magic. Magic with a kick.”

~ Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)