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you reblogged that picture of an anole shedding and the middle picture loaded first and for some reason i thought that the anole was wearing lacy white lingerie

oh man you mean the one from this post ??

NICE

#YESYESYES

fellowshipofthenoodles

*elevator music*

arsanatomica

Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.

#comic

justnoodlefishthings

here you can see a very unhappy leopard gecko because his snooze was interrupted by the light coming on

1five1two

Boa Constrictor. Aloys Zötl. 1867.

thlpp

Uhm

Herr Zötl clearly never met a boa constrictor, but he made a valiant attempt all the same

dogpantry

opie the ax looking vvv brown

loonaelipse

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnLBIBJlr8M/

coolhandofagirl-deactivated2015

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

consultinganthropologist

One time I went to the art museum with my friend and we got into an elevator where there was a very conspicuous camera. My friend looked right into the camera and started salaciously rubbing his shirt over his nipples and giving bedroom eyes to the camera. I smacked him and told him to stop, he was going to get us kicked out. He said “don’t worry, they have a whole museum of fancy art to watch, they’re not watching the elevator cams”.

When we got to the top floor, the elevator doors opened and there was a museum docent standing there like she was just…waiting for us. She said “My friends in security asked me to come up here and tell you that they received your message and they like what you’ve got.” and she just. Walked away. And my friend’s entire body turned red and I haven’t stopped laughing to this day.

#meee