I Do What I Want

snakes | this blog is dedicated to bad takes, grapefruit, guinea pigs, and stairs. we can't be stopped. no tagging here, proceed with caution.

[creatures-of-wikihow]

im so sorry for likebombing your blog but in my defense there were guinea pigs

i reject your apology and instead offer you a gift

[wretched8-deactivated20151105]

[wizardarchetypes]

Bringing soup to my friend who lives at the lighthouse, in the snow

[manicpixiedckgirl]

life is weird because one minute you're 13 wondering if you'll ever see the age of 18 and the next you're 28 and excited to go shopping for lamps

[holdyourcolour]

“reify” is the funniest word to me. a prefix and a suffix doesn’t need a base word to be in a loving and fulfilling relationship

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[best-of-reblogs]

[peptothesi]

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

[bogleech]

All those accounts though….

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[lackofa]

Giraffe-taur drops a quarter: the crappy comic.

[en-shaedn]

okay but this is the purpose of the internet. I can look at a cute comic about a giraffe centaur who dropped his quarter trying to get a crappy vending machine snack. In no universe would I think of or make this myself. How awesome

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[lefae]

@therogueduchess

[therogueduchess]

Monster bang inflation 😍

[306saint]

trash tarot deck (22/78)

[sleepy-bebby]

[bakwaaas]

adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags are worth reading.

[hideyseek]

YE ZUN'S CUTE LITTLE PONYTAIL?!!!!!!!!!!!

[hideyseek]

wait there's no cute little ponytail ... :(

[hideyseek]

WAIT IT SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF HALF UP HALF DOWN SITUATION?? i'll accept it!!

[animalshowdown]

Phylum Round 2

🦠 TARDIGRADA vs. CTENOPHORA 🪼

Tardigrada

Ctenophora

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2024

Tardigrada: Water Bears or Moss Piglets. These micro-animals have been found on every continent, including Antarctica. They are well-known for their ability to survive extreme conditions such as dangerous radiation, extreme heat/cold, or lack of food and water. Members of Tardigrada have even been studied on space missions, and survived the vacuum of space. They can endure these conditions by entering a "tun" state, where they lose almost all of their water and slow all their life systems to a near-stop. Tardigrades live on moist mosses and lichens, but can survive when their habitat dries out, and reawaken when water returns.

Ctenophora: Comb Jellies. The largest animal phylum to swim using hair-like cilia. Their cilia are arranged in rows, called combs or ctenes, down the length of their body. The cilia move in a wave-like pattern that generates colorful reflecting light shows. Almost all Ctenophores are predators of small plankton as they drift in the ocean. They inhabit a variety of marine habitats from the coastal intertidal to the open ocean.

[mxmollusca]

fear me

[therogueduchess]

I will not DoorDash a single cricket I will not DoorDash a single cricket I will not DoorDash a single cricket I will not DoorDash a single cricket I will not DoorDash a single cricket I will not DoorDash a single cricket I will not DoorDash a single cricket I will not DoorDash a single cricket I will not DoorDash a single cricket I will not DoorDash a single cricket

[obstinaterixatrix]

funniest thing I’ve ever seen is a scan group that got an ask like ‘are you dropping [series]?’ and their response was ‘we’re so sorry it’s been taking so long, the manga references a lot buddhist text that haven’t been translated so our translator has been studying that to maintain accuracy’ LIKE