eldritch blast these fools

my oblivion roleplay is purer than yours

[snakesyndromes]

life's the study of dyin' / how to do it right

scary ★ she/her ★ part of a system; body's 25

☆ just be swag, it's that easy ☆

divider ★ reddit post

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[xanaxfarts]

[freebasegod]

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING TAMRIEL

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

there should be creatures that only exist at night. they should be made of shadow and, if possible, evil itself. and they should be impossible to defeat!

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(looking at your knick knacks) and you worship these?

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

[dopeandlegit]

[unusual]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my trusted accomplices have assured me that my invisibility potion works perfectly, and that they are smirking with delight at my ingenuity

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

[what-even-is-thiss]

My dad read me stuff like the lord of the rings and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and Sherlock Holmes as bedtime stories when I was a kid and I dunno what sort of effect that had on my development but whatever it did I think I’m making it everyone else’s problem

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[notchie]

I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD