Lestat De Lioncourt

|| 21+ || RP blog for the Vampire Chronicles' Lestat || Floating vampire Jesus, preening peacock, Brat Prince. Hello, my beloveds. Lestat here. What can I say? I’m a lot.

[leliorisen]

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I am the vampire Lestat.

The morning star. Lucifer. Powerful and beautiful, capable of charming and attracting with effortless ease. Everything anyone could ever want, and everything anyone might wish to become.

Go on… talk to me, my love. Reach out through this magical screen and let our souls connect. Ask me the burning questions, tell me your secrets, your desires.

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One of the best things to do as a vampire is laugh at how mortals portray us

My personal favorite is that mortals think we’re all lurking in castles…

Have you seen a castle?!?? They’re freezing. The plumbing is atrocious.

You know where vampires actually are?

Apartments. Walgreens. Penthouse suites. IKEA. (I fucking love IKEA… pro-vampire tip: buy all your candles there. They’re extremely affordable.)

There’s some poor hunter is searching the ruins of a Gothic fortress while I’m arguing with customer service because they delivered the wrong velvet sofa.

The disconnect between reality and mythology has never ceased to amuse me. Though I do appreciate the effort.

The bats were a nice touch…

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Alright, alright. I’ll take the bait on this one too.

Who’s easy to top? NOT NICKI. @nicki-de-lenfent

Absolutely not. Nicki treats sex like a duel and approaches it with the same enthusiasm one might reserve for, hmmm, attempted murder? He fights back. Kicks, scratches, bites. Frankly, if I walk away without a split lip, a bruise blooming somewhere inconvenient, or at least one injury requiring minor reconstruction, I assume neither of us was truly committed to the act.

The last time, I ended up begging Marius for a mouthful of ancient blood just to speed up the healing. Ah, and now that I think of it, I did have to set my own nose back into place afterward. A romantic evening, really…

And Louis? Louis BEGGGGGGGS for it. @bothbeautyandbeast

Not immediately, of course. He likes to pretend he possesses some measure of restraint. There will be sighing, glaring, muttered complaints about my behavior. He’ll call me impossible. He’ll threaten to leave. The delightful thing about Louis is that he’s a brat in bed.

And where Nicki’s talents lie in violence, Louis compensates with flexibility that borders on the supernatural. That man can fold himself into positions that would concern a physician… possibly a priest, and several engineers…

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Attention, attention. Voici un message d'intérêt public!!

Forgive me @esotericaplath, I’m using your comment as a launching point. It’s related? Or perhaps I just found a little home for my rage.

📣📣 I’m a TOP!! A dom! 📣📣

(TW: Erotica)

Ask my lovers… ask my fledglings!!

TRUSSSSSSSSSSSST me, this is exactly how they want it.

There is nothing soft about me. Nothing yielding. Certainly not once the bedroom door clicks shut behind us.

And answer me this! Would you truly want me any other way?

No.

You want the danger. You want those long fingers circling your throat, not quite tight enough to stop your breath, only enough to remind you who is holding it. You want to be pinned beneath me, helpless under my gaze while I draw every trembling drop of pleasure from your body and refuse to give a single one back.

What are your thoughts on spreader bars?

I adore them.

Rope, too. Wax. Restraints. Anything that leaves you suspended somewhere between anticipation and fear. I like the way your pupils shrink. The way your breathing turns uneven. The way your body betrays you, thighs trembling as you try so very hard to close them.

But I won’t let you.

Because I want you open for me.

Completely.

And deep down, that’s exactly what you want too.

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Hello Letsat, Longtime lurker, first-time asker here. I'm curious what your favourite attribute the dark gift has given you is? Eternal beauty? The ability to fly, The mind gift etc.? I know existence as a vampire can be brutal and lonely but what do you love about it? -🍇

Whhhhhhhhhy, hello there my anonymous friend…

I could offer the expected answer and tell you it was immortality. Eternal youth. The impossible beauty of never truly fading. Or perhaps the preternatural gifts. Strength, speed, power enough to make gods nervous.

But no…

My favorite endowment has always been my senses.

To experience the world in such exquisite detail that it borders on ecstasy. To hear the earth exhaling beneath my feet. To catch the flutter of a heartbeat three streets away. To smell the subtle shift in a human’s scent as curiosity gives way to desire, and desire slowly curdles into the delicious realization that I am something other than mortal.

And taste… ah, taste is an intimacy all its own.

Not just the taste of blood! To taste who someone is. Who they were. The lovers they still ache for. The griefs they carry like hidden bruises. Their triumphs, their sins, their secret little fantasies. To let an entire life dissolve across my tongue and become, for one perfect moment, part of ME.

Tell me, what could possibly compare to that? Though, if I am confessing my vices, there is another gift I treasure nearly as much.

The freedom to be evil.

The freedom to be as indulgent, selfish, reckless, and gloriously wicked as I please. To abandon shame. To pursue every temptation to its bitter or beautiful conclusion. To take what delights me and leave the world gasping in my wake.

Perhaps that is the true gift after all.

Not immortality.

Pure self indulgence.

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Mun, how are you doing? May I ask, vaguely of course, was your surgery minor or major? Also, I hope your taking things easy! 😘 I always enjoy your blog 😊

It was a major surgery.

Not my first, would be cool if it were the last. I am one week post op and very much still recovering. Swelling was a big deal for me at first but that’s under control, I’m down to just a little pain medicine, I get cleared to do some things tomorrow (fingers crossed). So, well on my way but I am incredibly impatient and full of fucking energy so this was been a mental and physical challenge.

Also, thank you! Glad you like my blog!

-L

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Considering you're... you, how do you not lose your shit any time any AFAB person around you is just "bleeding"? Do you just give them that line about orgasms helping with cramps and they take you up on it?

You think menstruation is what would make me lose my mind? (You’d be right, but still.)

I’m deeply offended that you think I would hear ‘cramps’ and immediately go, ‘Have you considered my services?’ I have standards…

Okay not in this regard. 😈

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Always here to answer the call of "I'm bored send asks" I can always come up with something. Louis or Nicki? 😉

Oh you can ask me about so much more. Who said it had to be Louis or Nicki? 😏

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HEYYY asshole! Again Sorry about your head, I was wondering if i can use you as a fleshlight? I heard you got a nice deep throat.

You know what?!

YOU KNOW WHAT, DAN?!?!?! When this all gets settled out I’m not going to kill you. Nooooooooo, I think I’d like to see what you look like without skin.

You lopped my head off!

My HEAD!!!!!

You’ve been hanging out with Armand for FAR too long.

Look, I’ll give you a head start. Run.

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It’s my birthday!!!

Happy Birthday.

As a gift, I have spent several minutes making this entirely about you instead of myself.

You have no idea how difficult that was.

Cherish it.

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On a scale of 1 to Armand, how much are you lying to yourself about the twisted relationship you have with your mother?

Armand?!?

If Armand is a ten, then numbers cease to have meaning.

My relationship with my mother is complicated. Armand’s relationship with REALITY is complicated!!!

There is a difference.

Gabrielle and I simply shattered every social expectation available to us and carried on as though nothing had happened. Armand builds elaborate emotional labyrinths, gets lost in them, then insists he lives there on purpose.

So I’ll give myself a respectable two.

Two and a half… if Gabrielle is reading this.

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Do you ever worry you could be attracting unwanted attention? Like you never really know who could be watching, governments, mortals looking to prove vampires are real, etc.

Well you see, the problem is that you seem to think I care what sort of attention I attract. I don’t. In fact, I’ve built an entire existence around attracting exactly the sort of attention sensible people avoid.

Bring it all to me. The admiration, the outrage, the scandalized gasps. Lay it at my feet. Every pair of eyes fixed upon me only sharpens my appetite for more.

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So glad you're alive and well, cherie!! How's the hair growth journey going?

Here it is. And I’m always two seconds from shaving my head. But I guess it’s nearly to my shoulders now. And thanks! Glad to be alive and making it through recovery.

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You asked to hear our thoughts so currently I’ve been hyperfixated on the concept of Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3 being real and meeting Armand in a bar in Paris and I just think they’d have so much in common… but also Astarion is very You coded personality wise- anyway I just want Astarion to meet you and Armand

Astarion?!

First of all, I am deeply offended by the suggestion that he is “me coded.” There is a vast gulf between us. I’m charming, charismatic, art in motion. He’s… alright perhaps he’s a bit like me. It’s the self serving attitude, the sarcasm, the wit. Hmmm, actually…

Ok, I see it, unfortunately. But I’m the original, just remember that.

As for introducing him to Armand in some dingy Parisian bar, I can only imagine the catastrophe. They would spend the first hour attempting to manipulate one another, the second pretending they were not attempting to manipulate one another, and the third exchanging trauma like Pokémon cards.

Meanwhile, I would be forced to sit there and watch two compete for the title of Most Emotionally Complicated Vampire in Europe.

Actually, now that I think of it, perhaps I would enjoy this immensely…

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Have you considered that perhaps you are the problem?

What do you mean PERHAPS?!

Yes!

Of course, I’m the problem!

24/7 problem for anyone near me, human or not.

But here’s the real question….

What type of problem do you want me to be? 😏

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Hey Lestat,

Fuck, marry, kill:

Christopher Lee's Dracula

Bela Lugosi's Drac and

Richard Roxburgh's (Van Helsing 2004)

???

Ohhhhhhh, this is easy…

Fuck Roxburgh.

Marry Lee.

Get divorced.

Fuck Lugosi.

Remarry Lee.

Fake my death.

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I hope you are well.

I’m fucking fantastic, what do you mean?! Doesn’t everyone pass out mid-sentence from time to time?

Look, I’m getting there, man!! Oxy is an amazing drug!