I like Snape and I will die on that hill.

[snapedomanonymous]

Hi,

since I’ve got a couple of followers now, I thought I’d introduce myself. I’m fairly new to the HP fandom (I’ve been here since 2016) and the Snapedom specifically (since circa early 2019). My own Hogwarts house is Slytherin, though for a couple of years I thought I was a Ravenclaw. I love a lot of stuff about the HP fandom and will therefore occasionally reblog/post about that too. Though my one true favourite is a certain moody potionsmaster. I’m proSnape (duh) and anti-James and Peter. Sirius and Remus I can stomach in their adult form. Atyd I haven’t read but from what I heard am critical about, especially since the Maurauder stans have practically made it their Bible and treat it as canon. My asks and post are open, so feel free to ask anything, I especially love debate questions and theorising about canon and fanon. I have an AO3 account, you can find here, though be warned, I write smut and mainly Snamione, so if that’s not your thing, I’d advise you to not interact with it. Sidenote: I didn’t want to bring it into this, but this is my sideblog, my main is called @doingthisbecauseofboredom and it might happen that I reply to comments and follow back with that because Tumblr won’t let you with sideblogs. (How lovely). Anyways if you want an insight to my persona outside of the obsession with HP and Snape, that’s where you can get it.

I don’t think I need to specifically state this, but of course I don’t endorse any homophobic, rassist, transphobic, terfy and otherwise problematic actions of JK Rowling. I myself am bisexual, if you have a problem with that, this is your one chance to piss off, and therefore want everyone to feel welcome on this blog, as long as you behave respectful towards me and anyone else here. This fandom is for anyone except biggots and bullies. Thanks.

[xionthelostpuppet-deactivated20]

Charles Dance as Tywin Lannister

Game of Thrones 2x08-The Prince of Winterfell!

[medievalandfantasymelee]

Yesterday was Father's day. And I was a bit busy. So belatedly, I'd like to wish a Happy Father's Day to the wonderful DILFs of our tournament! They're not all good men (hell they're not all good fathers) but they are all HOT.

[tageerdo]

That Awful Boy

[snapeingturtle]

McGonagall: the students might put in more effort if you tried to be a bit more likeable

Snape: I didn't like any of my teachers and I did fine

McGonagall:

Sprout:

Flitwick:

Snape: what

[sneepseverus]

cw: toxic relationships, mentions of abuse

As much as I love reading fluffy young!Snape fics about him having a cute romantic relationship with someone, I can’t help but feel sad when I think about Snape dating someone during his school days.

I think he’d definitely experience the honeymoon phase like most couples do but for longer than the person he’s dating. He didn’t have many friends, so the fact that someone actually likes him is not a regular occurrence. Of course he’d want to cherish it! But I think as a result, he’d become too clingy for their liking, and if he were told to back off a bit, he’d take it a bit too far and stop showing affection all together, at least for a little bit.

I also think he’d let a lot of toxic behaviors slide because 1) he was abused throughout his childhood and adolescence, so that’s more or leas all he knew and 2) he’d blame himself for making them upset, angry, etc. For example, if they wanted to date him in secret because they didn’t want their friends finding out, he’d agree to it because he’d be grateful that someone wanted to date him in the first place. He wouldn’t break up with them himself because it wouldn’t even cross his mind that they’d be in the wrong.

On one hand, I don’t think they’d have sex, at least not for a long time, because of his insecurities and fear of not doing well. On the other hand, if his partner’s sex drive were really high and demanded it, he’d agree to it even if he weren’t in the mood :(

But all that aside, I think he would be a good boyfriend. Maybe not perfect, but definitely good. He’d make homemade gifts for them and remember all special occasions (birthdays, anniversaries, etc.) He’d help them prepare for exams if they were struggling. He would give them his coat, scarf, and gloves in the winter. He’d apologize sincerely if he did something wrong or mean. He’d want to kiss them between classes and in semi-private locations in the castle. He’d write them cute poems and draw them together (don’t know how could the drawings would be, but O for effort at least).

The relationship would realistically end after they left Hogwarts if not sooner unless his partner were his soulmate. But assuming it did end, that relationship combined with his other experiences from school would be enough reasons for him to never date again as an adult. He’d go through a long phase of hating couples who display PDA. Even hearing people who talk sweetly about their partners would make him want to vomit. He’d reluctantly attend weddings if he were even invited, but he’d mostly be seen standing in the corner drinking.

I don’t know if he’d have casual sex with people. I can see him as someone who wanted/needed sex and therefore did it with people (but no more than three times per person), but I can also see him avoiding it. He might have had a low sex drive due to depression, anxiety, etc. or thought he was too gross for anyone to want to have sex with him even for just a night. I also think him being asexual is pretty fitting. But what do you think?

The only way he’d even consider dating someone as an adult is if he fell in love with them. He wouldn’t even entertain the idea unless the feelings were strong. And I imagine he’d think he hated that person initially before realizing he loved them. In that case, he’d be overly cautious about revealing his feelings and entering a relationship with that person, even if the feelings were mutual and they confessed first. Like all relationships, it wouldn’t be perfect, but I think he’d learn from his experiences as a teenager.

[cerise-grenadine]

i can never really discuss these topics bc i've been developping an AU!Snape for way too long and have a hard time remembering all the nuances of the actual books T-T (i read the last 3 in english only and apparently i can't translate and memorise at the same time)

BUT it's always interesting to read the analysis of everyone else :) i'm definitely on the low sex-drive/even lower self-esteem side though, so i feel like canon!Snape would just have been single his entire life. hc!Snape, secretly sweet once someone manages to wrestle him into a relationship (respectfully).

[brave-neville]

[rollingpenguin]

Well a coward who acts despite their fear would be nothing but the bravest of all, so…

[snamioneshipper]

Snape again by LiaBatman

[snapedomanonymous]

I was on TikTok this morning and I encountered one of those: „I show you aspects of my personality and you decide if you would be friends with me.“ It started out with the HP books and I was like cool I can work with that. And their Hogwarts House. But then they showed one of those print versions of All the Young Dudes and I was like: Okay nope. Am I a bad person? I really don’t know. All I know is that All The Young Dudes has become one of those major fandom red flags for me.

[potions-of-dark-devotion]

It fills me with an unbridled rage that this poorly written OC has taken over the fandom to the point where people deem it ok to send death threats to others over disagreeing with its characterizations of the Marauders and Severus. It’s the sole reason people think of snape as a woman hating racist nazi incel and I will never ever forgive it’s absolute garbage takes on my favorite series. Honestly just get it as far away from me as possible. It’s not cannon. It never will be cannon. The fact that the author had the audacity to publish it in print as fact burns me even more. Like at that point just write your own fiction and leave our cannon the hell alone omg.

[lastnightfanfictionsavedmylife]

“Nothing is

But what is not.”

—Macbeth (Act 1 Scene 3)

[moviecapss]

[martellspear]

i'm so normal about this (crying screaming shaking throwing up pulling out my hair)

[sleepybradipo]

a small sketch to test the lighting, not the best.

[thelastaveryjr]

Oh my God. It makes me laugh how people say that clearly Lily and Remus were inseparable friends🤞 Don't they look at the books? Or do they only watch fanfics or non-canon things? Literally in the books they say that they were indifferent to each other.

I understand that you like fanfics or non-canonical things. But don't take them as if they were!! They will confuse others

[thelastaveryjr]

Can we talk like if you hate a Gay (non-canon) shipp or whatever they really throw at you? I was calmly watching TikTok and I see a video of Tonks and Remus.

They are really cute together in my opinion. And good comments from fans of Wolstar? I don't know if that's how they say it.

Commented "Sirius' Boyfriend" "She breaks homes" "the bitch" and more insults and saying that she only lent her womb to them

With much respect, go to hell people. Tonks is really cute and beautiful, I ruined her ship, it's only in her HEAD, she has no reason to treat her badly.

Also the Jegulus. Oh my God. I also hate that ship, not just because they want to put it into everything. Also about how they treat Lily. In their LIFE they talked to each other and did something to each other and James only loves and will love Lily Evans.

Shipps I don't even make sense of them and I really hate them. Once I said they didn't look like me and they scolded me, (Apart from the fact that I dislike the sipp characters)

[thelastaveryjr]

Many come up with excuses to say that Marauders fans can list Regulus, Evan, and Barty as their friends because Snape fans do the same thing. (with Charlity, Edmund, Wilhelm, Bruce) I just want to say. They are fine? They are literally friends in canon.

[tianfangyetansworld-deactivated]

I discovered that the anti-Snape people had the illusion that Severus was very bad and that the marauders were very good, and then made up details and content that were not in the book. This is a useless effort by incompetent people with stupid minds. Why don't you guys go to a mental hospital to treat your delusions?