except I'm a jellyfish

INTP/1996/Italian/Fran, or whatever you want to call me/ I identify as a missed jellyfish in case it wasn't clear Wannabe Scientist - almost there stay tuned [check the tag #myart for art] mod of Daily-Shalnark | Ao3 | RedBubble | Support Me on Ko-fi / Instagram / Very open to requests (art and/or writing) // Nonsense in ask is very appreciated // Occasional gore/bugs/nonsense can be found, if specific tags are needed please tell me //

[alleesaur]

Red Herring - ever shifting to capture a room's attention, but always fish °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡

[aheonynan]

he brought y'all naruto

update: people can't find Sasuke, he's on kkshi's knee!!!!!

[luchsyy]

some ocean creatures for one of my uni projects. i hope i can share something about the final result when it's finally finished, i'm so excited to see how it will turn out :D polygon lasso tool my beloved

[oneswordstyle]

Oh to be slain by zoro

[diclasseshark]

BUON COMPLEANNO !

[kindatiredtho]

Yeaaaaah mate you know what? I'm fine by myself 👋 thank you

[yoyoodoodles]

The Guide

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel.

You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.

However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.

Do you take the offer?

100% yes!

Probably yes

I'm honestly torn, this is a hard choice

Probably not

Absolutely fucking not

Random other option for people who want to ramble in the tags

Voting ended onJan 26

[animentality]

[mousenemy]

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

[mousenemy]

wow thats crazy... tvs used to be so expensive!!

[rollingpenguin]

Clothes are down there as if they were made with the same quality

Nope, clothes are still as expensive as ever... unless you are fine with wearing the equivalent of a biodegradable shopping bag minus the "bio" part

[animentality]

[animentality]

[noodles-07]

on friends and soulmates and that type of love that feels like it's going to burst right out of your heart

@/zmije / @/leptodiera / @/bichopalo / lyrics from two best friends by bb bean / animatedjames on youtube / @/killingmyselfbutnotdying / unknown / @/sadiekane / friedrich neitzsche / katfish draws / @/elytrians / @/wormbus-art aka @/angel-pond / @/mushysuggestion / the unsent project / mhairi mcfarlane / unknown

[rollingpenguin]

@talkativesnowdrop

[ionomycin]

closing hour

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

not mine. found on reddit, but my god scam bots on ao3 are both embarrassing and hilarious 😭 I was told their usual goal was to either get users’ personal informations/money through fake commissions or get them to delete their fics so that these bots could ‘safely steal their works to train their ai without writers being able to claim ownerships of their own works since the original sources were deleted’ but I don’t even know what the point of this is. just to scare people for fun? because some people might unfortunately believe them. just to troll?

I was also told that if they were commenting as a guest comment, they sometimes used the urls of random innocent and legit users (since anyone can use any name they want if they’re commenting as a guest user), which is just bad for the innocent users who were impersonated by these losers.

anyway, if you got a comment like this, report them for scam.

it’s also important now more than ever for us all to leave nice comments on the fics we like. with the rise of scam bots plaguing ao3’s comments section, getting a genuine, nice comment from a real person means so much to writers who gave us these wonderful fics to enjoy for free.

MORE ABOUT BOTS AND SCAMS ON AO3’S COMMENTS SECTION HERE

[takkyb1]

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[manorofshepard]

@lordkingsmith