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These two crack me up every time! I don't know what kind of training even goes into being a news anchor but I feel like the bulk of it is nailing the 'anchor voice' 😂😂😂

recklessmoss

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

recklessmoss

please this is SO funny

recklessmoss

HUH?!

bigbadbutch

only-tiktoks

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blackpyrefly

when you go to work and y🤢 you have to do your 🤢 your job 🤢🤮

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happy Thursday the 20th

askjennaflorida

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

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next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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Met this lady on a hike recently, and she reminded me autumn is close

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Before you continue scrolling, go back and find the other four cows.

He ain’t have to do that

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He did it anyway

fullmusicbardsquared

i will go inside a computer someday i think the wires would be like . comfy

fullmusicbardsquared

like this

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

shinymegacrobat

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

queervashti

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat

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HE SITS

intjint

ITS BACK

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OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

lordsmaf

I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”

neurotypical-karen

Ok listen. Listen to me. Sometimes rural towns are just like that. I know someone who shot his cousin because they were playing with live ammo in their backyard and he never went to court. One time a guy who was driving my friend to school said “watch this” and snorted cocaine off of the steering wheel as he was turning a corner. And at the same time you will graduate alongside people who are completely innocent and have no idea shit went down. You will meet 17-year-olds who still don’t know how pregnancy works. This is one of the most realistic decisions in Star Wars

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

Luke thought his father was a navigator on a spice freighter, brought a rifle out to the desert with him in case he ran into the Sand People, and immediately got to wiping 3p0 and R2 of any identifying features because he knew the Jawas stole them. Luke knew damn well what kind of planet he lived on, but since he wasn’t personally involved in it crime was just another boring chore.

arielsojourner

Luke: I want to join the Rebellion.

Uncle Owen: What do you want to leave the planet for, huh? Treason here not good enough for you all of a sudden? We’ve got plenty of laws to violate right here.

Luke: I want to make a difference!

Uncle Owen: You can commit crime at home when your chores are done. No need to go anywhere else.