king hermit

hi I'm alex

[997]

[that-twink-over-there]

[beardedmrbean]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oooooooooooo la trixita

[queermania]

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

not sure thats a real word man

[horsefigureoftheday]

I love when articles about toxic vintage toys have pics like this

Bert is a triple-toxic little bicth

[thehappysmiler]

NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

[chongoblog]

they spent billions on this

[beaky-peartree]

lmao you really think jesse pinkman listens to 1000 gecs and mother mother. if you ask him his two favorite rappers he'll say eminem and slim shady

[cryptotheism]

For the last like 2000 years you could get pussy just by being a guy. Now with divorce and the pill and women having jobs and bank accounts and shit, things have changed. If youre a dude and you want pussy you actually have to ask nicely. This will lead to the collapse of several nation states.

[cryptotheism]

No amount of ideology will save you. If you want pussy from a woman, they actually gotta like you. Your wife divorced you at 55 for a bishounen boytoy with a CS degree, and you don't know how to use a washing machine. This is proof you are a loser.

[crazy-brazilian]

[lakevida]

sick of these job applications man

[rounni-deactivated20250514]

By: dolorsilentium

[elliespectacular]

Only reason I don't have ovaries anymore is because they exploded back in 2014 when that was a common occurrence

[sacred-portal]

[parkerposey]

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

[taffingtons]