Flowery Nonsense @snark-mclovins - Tumblr Blog

Im rock hard, solid stone

Ready to rumble, ready to bone

I thrust me hips, with all my might

So she's gonna be,

#original poem #short poem #poetry #poem #my poem #cum stone

Once upon a time I was falling in March

But now Im only falling in June

Nothing left to say

A total eclipse of the moon

#song #music #wrong lyrics

Youve heard of Tiddlywinks

Now prepare for WiddlyTwinks

#twink #tiddlywinks

One of the worst feelings is being with a friend whom you regularly vibe with, but feel distant because you're in very different moods

#friends #frienship #mood #vibes

Though he's a short king

And she towers over him

We know, he's on top

#d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #d&d memes #dungeons and memes #funny dnd #poem #haiku

Elf Femboy Hooters

Orc Tomboy Outback

#d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #d&d memes #dungeons and memes #funny dnd #dungeon master #you know you want it #femboy #tomboy

dev-the-dm

Creature: Soloist

"It is said that when the great minstrel Taeleya Hinszin passed, her soul became bound to her instrument, and she became a soloist for eternity. Her music can still be heard in her manse, echoing forever between empty walls: a song of death, and mourning of her own lifetime as one of the most influential musicians of her era."

Bardic remains. A soloist is born when a great musician passes into the afterlife, but their soul hangs on. Usually the object of their desire to stay is their instrument, which becomes imbued with their own undead energy, and begins playing again when the soul has finally found its resting place in the plane of the living. The undead spirit bound to the instrument is usually benign, only wishing to spend the rest of eternity playing its music, but the tune they play is so hauntingly beautiful that it can have a malignant effect on the living people that surround it. Those who hear a soloist's ghostly music are caught in a stupor and lose control over their bodies.

Malignant minstrels. Those bards or minstrels that chose a darker path in life, seeking fame for money or treating those around them with condescension and disdain, may become malignant soloists upon death. Their spirits are corrupted by greed or pride, and will use their music to lure unsuspecting victims to them, where they will make them serve the soloist for the rest of their lives.

Undead nature. A soloist doesn't need air, food, drink, or sleep.

Friends and companions. Those soloists who have traveled in minstrel bands or in circuses may become undead as a group when a disaster befalls them, or if they simply happen to pass within a few days of each other. Those who have created strong bonds of friendship or love may be bound to one another in the afterlife, and thus it is not uncommon to find two soloists together at all times. Minstrels that had animal companions or familiars in life may have the remainders of their pet's spirit accompany them.

dndaddyissues

DM tip: more milfs

fullmetal-kinnie

Forgive me.

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

only if you forgive me

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

His world now

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

fullmetal-kinnie

Oh sweet Jesus.

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

i am so sorry for this

lochneddmonster

Where the FUCK is he?

demilypyro

zombie-renji

If I had to see this, everyone who follows me has to too.

fix-ur-heart

now THIS is why i refuse to leave tumblr. this horrible, beautiful, genius, fuckass shit

ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

my colleague is doing a presentation on social media and she just said that tumblr ceased operating in 2017. i am going to pretend that she is correct and i do not have any evidence to the contrary

snark-mclovins

We are ghost citizens of a ghost website. We indeed have ceased to operate, we merely exist as a false mimicry of organization, a warning to those who dare step too far

Step 1: Have a Rat/Mouse familiar

Step 2: Chuck it at an enemy

Step 3: Shout "GO PIKACHU!"

Step 4: Cast Shocking Grasp as if you were in your Familiar's space