Snark Attack

Largely a collection of sarcastic comments and first world problems as I stumble and bitch my way through 1L 2L year

[whatshouldlawbroscallme]

3Ls at graduation

They’re like:

And the bar is just like:

[snarkattacked]

Finished 2L finals. And for my next trick, I will produce a capstone research paper in 20 hours!

[ethanwearsprada-deactivated2015]

me as a supreme court justice

[tldrwikipedia]

[lawschoolproblems]

When you wake up and remember that you don't have school but then instantly realize it's because you're supposed to be using the day as a study day for exams

[snarkattacked]

K and I judging Nats banquet fashion choices

Me: He looks like he walked of the set of a bad 80s movie

K: He looks like he just stepped out of a 70s porno

[snarkattacked]

Help me lawblr universe

How essential is it that I take a) Tax b) Corporations c) some type of financial accounting class before I graduate (and go to work at a corporate firm, albeit in litigation)?

[piperelizabeths]

[snarkattacked]

Thats all.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I tell my boyfriend to get ready quickly because we're already late to something

But 10 minutes later, he’s still like:

[laurenmakesstuff]

[whatshouldlawbroscallme]

People who speak too much in class

[soyouwanttobealawyer]

[howdoiputthisgently]

WHEN THE LINE FOR STARBUCKS IS TOO LONG AND I DONT HAVE TIME

I’M LIKE:

[slutauthority]

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

[4gifs]

[dpaf]

[video]

[i-wish-i-had-gills]

So I was in Paris the other day and as the Parks & Rec dork that I am, I set on a mission to find the Ben & Leslie lock from the Paris episode (see top left photo). 

Following the reddit directions, I found the exact location, checked that all the other locks around it matched.. only to find the actual lock gone. Someone has clearly snipped off the metal fence to slide the lock off. I was super mad and super sad all at once.

Whoever you are, super hardcore Parks fan, you kinda suck.

[snarkattacked]

oh my god this is the worst 

[justagx]

My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, “You did it! You showed up! Let’s lie down.” We all lie down and she’s like, “How is everybody feeling?” We’re like, “Great!” And the teacher’s like, “Great!” Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early. - Amy Poehler, Ladies Home Journal