It could go either way

[whatshouldlawbroscallme]

That tenured professor who is clearly going senile

[diekleinehexe]

*:*

[asexualdindjarin]

"we’re still flying." "that’s not much." "it’s enough."

[angry--badger-deactivated202503]

[dxcade-deactivated20131211]

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

[thedeadlygoat-deactivated201712]

Literal burn

[vaporwavebear-deactivated202004]

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

too risky man

[lestatthecupcakeprince]

not riskin it

[mamakitty187]

i’m not even in school right now, but ya know… just in case…

[magicalmanhattanproject]

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

[theurliwantedisgone-deactivated]

[kushandwizdom]

Good Vibes HERE

[superziggy]

So we’re listening to music and up next was a LOTR play along midi file for my clarinet students…

[deletingthisbyeeveryone-deactiv]

He looks so proud

[ruinedchildhood]

Me:

[fraek-deactivated20150117]

[blaxtually]

LMAO

[illumahottie]

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

[fembaby-deactivated20200721]

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

[mashedpotatoesandcellophane]

I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms

[gloriousregret]

Nice drunk girls in bathrooms are the best.

[kushandwizdom]

[ceyyyhun]

[flailinglawstudent-deactivated2]

Pi

[inconceivablebluefox]

[tarttism]

The most polite sword fight ever

[12b6]

everyone feels like they bombed con law right... because i feel like i just bombed con law and need hugs.