joey

joey | he/him | 25 | irish but in england

[may-lutlone]

regrets, regrets

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[afterthelambs]

Akechi hits the bad bitch pose and Joker hears every persona he's ever collected scream in his head to lock that detective down

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Neil banged out the tunes 20 years ago today 😭😭😭

[smelly--welly]

Neil banging out the tunes stimboard :D

❤ 🎹 🧡

🌈 🐭 🌈

💛 🎹 💚

[damian-vanbrussel]

bookstore cat

[fuckyeahgravityfalls]

Alex’s April Fools joke pitch.

[outoftofu404]

Realizations

[maskedrivals]

persona 5 memes pt 61

memes masterpost

[hbbisenieks]

normal people in SF are fucking sick of every billboard being for AI slop

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"

[snarkbird]

i'm packing for top surgery do I bring akechi with me

[parkchanwoohoo]

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

[shitacademicswrite]

i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!

Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.

[delphinidin4]

Happy 618th anniversary of the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently the recorders were really intense about this. We have a record of King Taejong complaining about a recorder who followed him on a hunt in disguise and another who eavesdropped on him behind a screen. No one was allowed to see the records, even the king (one king did and killed five men based on what was written there, after which they took greater care to ensure it would never happen again), and changing the content or disclosing it was a capital punishment. Even when there were rival political factions trying to influence the writers, they wrote down what was a revision and what wasn’t and kept an original version with no revisions in it.

They also made sure to back up their data. They made four copies of it, then when three copies were lost in the Imrim Wars they decided to make five more copies just in case. One copy was destroyed in a rebellion, another was partially damaged in an invasion, and Japan stole one copy during their occupation and moved it to Tokyo University, where it was mostly destroyed in the Kanto Earthquake (47 books remained and were returned to South Korea in 2006). Now the whole thing is digitized, free on the internet, and translated into modern Korean for all to see.

It took centuries of meticulous recorders, justifiably paranoid copiers, absolutely determined historians, and painstaking infrastructure for this joke to be possible. Happy 618th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse.

[gornwen]

Happy 619th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[dommeunist]

Happy 620th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[dg-kino]

Happy 621st anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[thatadhdmood]

Happy 622nd anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse

[crimeboys]

like i know it's not actually canon but also like it is absolutely canon that akechi seduced joker on purpose like specifically taking him to date spots the fucking "that's the same strategy used in romance, wouldn't you agree?" like his crazy ass HIS CRAZY ASS me when i notice a boy likes me and i get so gleeful because it makes my awesome nefarious schemes that much easier except i grow to hate him because he has everything i've ever wanted is everything i've ever wanted to be but better except i also really fucking like him and he's the only person i can stand for more than five minutes which makes me hate him more makes me NEED to hate him more and my super cool murder fantasies are now full of gay shit but i still always shoot him and that's lowkey part of it and im a broken fucking person and he has to die and of course i didn't beat him and i wish we'd met a few years earlier and SCENE

[latinakito]

You killed the only two people who had ever cared about you

[goosefries]

our light

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune