Please stop asking me to step on you

[snarkimonde]

*is really confused now* Limitless potential???

[grandmagictricks]

yes

[snarkimonde]

*is no less confused* Yes that’s a euphemism or?

[grandmagictricks]

yes

[snarkimonde]

*had left months ago because she never responded until now*

[snarkimonde]

*is really confused now* Limitless potential???

[grandmagictricks]

yes

[snarkimonde]

*is no less confused* Yes that’s a euphemism or?

[snarkimonde]

*is really confused now* Limitless potential???

[grandmagictricks]

*she uncorks a bottle of arcwine and begins guzzling*

[snarkimonde]

#glug glug (so now what) 

*puts his phone away* So supposedly I’ve got to subjugate you and your people but honestly I can think of a much better way for the both of us to get to know each other and uh, work out a deal of sorts. *winks at Elisande*

[grandmagictricks]

*She tries to wink back at him but ends up just blinking a lot* I. Get. Your. Point. *blink blink blink blink* The nutwell is this way! *She turns around and slams face first into the closed door*

[snarkimonde]

Uh... when you say the nutwell, is that some kind of euphemism? *is starting to rethink his offer as he watches her walk into a door*

[grandmagictricks]

*she uncorks a bottle of arcwine and begins guzzling*

[snarkimonde]

#glug glug (so now what) 

*puts his phone away* So supposedly I’ve got to subjugate you and your people but honestly I can think of a much better way for the both of us to get to know each other and uh, work out a deal of sorts. *winks at Elisande*

[grandmagictricks]

snarkimonde:

grandmagictricks:

1 week and no legion????? why did i bring my fucking shindle down?

more wine me thinks

*turns up* Hello it’s me, the Legion.

Also what is a shindle.

*she picks herself up off the floor, 3 wine bottles scattering from her hand and body, rolling along the marble floor* ??????

took you fu uck kf er s long enough1!!!!!

helo *She stands up and lands flat on her face.*

[snarkimonde]

*just looks down at Elisande* Oh uh, what are you doing.

[grandmagictricks]

*She holds a finger up* hang on ! i can redo this meeting. *she hiccups and suddenly time flows backwards, the eye of aman’thul has reversed the encounter and now she is standing against the wall, still drunk*

WLEOCME! I TOOK THE SHINDLE FOR YOU

*down

[snarkimonde]

#hello#ur tall#i expected the goat legs#didnt rly get a size reference tho 

The uh, shindle?

[grandmagictricks]

yes! *she points to the sky* the shindle is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snarkimonde]

*looks up* Uh, that still doesn’t explain what you mean.

[grandmagictricks]

its not important really just do whatever you do with the nutwell

[snarkimonde]

Uhhhhhhhh ok then?? *slowly just gets out his phone and starts texting Kil’jaeden for help*

[grandmagictricks]

snarkimonde:

grandmagictricks:

1 week and no legion????? why did i bring my fucking shindle down?

more wine me thinks

*turns up* Hello it’s me, the Legion.

Also what is a shindle.

*she picks herself up off the floor, 3 wine bottles scattering from her hand and body, rolling along the marble floor* ??????

took you fu uck kf er s long enough1!!!!!

helo *She stands up and lands flat on her face.*

[snarkimonde]

*just looks down at Elisande* Oh uh, what are you doing.

[grandmagictricks]

*She holds a finger up* hang on ! i can redo this meeting. *she hiccups and suddenly time flows backwards, the eye of aman’thul has reversed the encounter and now she is standing against the wall, still drunk*

WLEOCME! I TOOK THE SHINDLE FOR YOU

*down

[snarkimonde]

#hello#ur tall#i expected the goat legs#didnt rly get a size reference tho 

The uh, shindle?

[grandmagictricks]

yes! *she points to the sky* the shindle is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snarkimonde]

*looks up* Uh, that still doesn’t explain what you mean.

[grandmagictricks]

snarkimonde:

grandmagictricks:

1 week and no legion????? why did i bring my fucking shindle down?

more wine me thinks

*turns up* Hello it’s me, the Legion.

Also what is a shindle.

*she picks herself up off the floor, 3 wine bottles scattering from her hand and body, rolling along the marble floor* ??????

took you fu uck kf er s long enough1!!!!!

helo *She stands up and lands flat on her face.*

[snarkimonde]

*just looks down at Elisande* Oh uh, what are you doing.

[grandmagictricks]

*She holds a finger up* hang on ! i can redo this meeting. *she hiccups and suddenly time flows backwards, the eye of aman’thul has reversed the encounter and now she is standing against the wall, still drunk*

WLEOCME! I TOOK THE SHINDLE FOR YOU

*down

[snarkimonde]

#hello#ur tall#i expected the goat legs#didnt rly get a size reference tho 

The uh, shindle?

[grandmagictricks]

snarkimonde:

grandmagictricks:

1 week and no legion????? why did i bring my fucking shindle down?

more wine me thinks

*turns up* Hello it’s me, the Legion.

Also what is a shindle.

*she picks herself up off the floor, 3 wine bottles scattering from her hand and body, rolling along the marble floor* ??????

took you fu uck kf er s long enough1!!!!!

helo *She stands up and lands flat on her face.*

[snarkimonde]

*just looks down at Elisande* Oh uh, what are you doing.

[grandmagictricks]

1 week and no legion????? why did i bring my fucking shindle down?

more wine me thinks

[snarkimonde]

*turns up* Hello it’s me, the Legion.

Also what is a shindle.

[snarkimonde]

Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine. *puts his phone away and starts raining hellfire down on Dalaran*

[chillidanstormrage]

hello i am here too now also i brought the illidari *stabs archimonde in the hoof* 

[snarkimonde]

*shrieks and collapses instantly*

[snarkimonde]

*glares at Kil’jaeden and punches him in the arm in response* Why the fuck should I?

[kil-baeden]

BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T I’LL RAT YOUR BLUE ASS OUT TO SARGERAS!!!

[snarkimonde]

Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine. *puts his phone away and starts raining hellfire down on Dalaran*

[snarkimonde]

#also get off your ass and help me you jerk

*shrugs, too busy checking his phone to actually listen to Kil’jaeden*

[kil-baeden]

*kicks him* Pay attention! 

[snarkimonde]

*glares at Kil’jaeden and punches him in the arm in response* Why the fuck should I?

[yourmainmanguldan]

*switches to putting all his power into a shield around himself* Why should I give a shit about being polite to you? You’re not the boss of me anymore.

[kil-baeden]

Well, Gul’dan, whatever the case you would do well to respect those who are superior to you in every conceivable way. Isn’t that right, Archimonde? 

[snarkimonde]

#also get off your ass and help me you jerk

*shrugs, too busy checking his phone to actually listen to Kil’jaeden*

[kil-baeden]

*turns up on Dalaran with @snarkimonde* OK FUCKERS THE JIG IS UP— HAND OVER THE SCEPTRE OF SARGERAS AND NO ONE GETS HURT! *leans over to whisper to archimonde* that was a lie, they’re all going to get hurt. 

[snarkimonde]

#they don't call me the deceiver for nothing 

*sighs* I hate you.