Snarky Motives

I'm Alyssa! If you would like to know more, see my "about me" section or feel free to ask! I also help run these blogs: Fuck Your Music - Mine's Better

[thelorelais]

[lookatthelights]

I don’t think my father has ever loved anything in this world as much as he loves you.

[hijerking]

extra commas, are the, most annoying, thing

[fckthestate-deactivated20150902]

BAMF

bad at making friends

[eddykenway]

[dylanfuller]

this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass

[mischon]

[quotebites]

[peetamellarkthebaker]

Josh and Jennifer not caring about spoilers

[the-korova-milk-bar]

Fe Maiden

[feelingravityspull]

Pb Zeppelin

[again-for-the-first-time]

Freddie Hg 

[llamapotion]

i really wanted to add to this but all the good jokes Ar

[love-as-deep-as-the-ocean-deact]

This post is pure Au

[captcha-blog-deactivated2017041]

These jokes are Na fine

[brainsandbodies]

These puns are B me

[sciencetylia]

What’s wrong cat got your W?

[porcelainandpeaches]

[erinlindsay]

[thelandofwtf]

[bobisokkusu]

who is she

[seapunksundog]

[maimedlion-blog]

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

[hopelikethemoon]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

[buzzfeed]

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

[the-krusty-crew-blog]

patrick marries pole

[leepacey]

wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

[katycantthinkofadecentusername]

[smolie]

[dutchster]

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”