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buckysbooo-deactivated20200531

HE LOOKS SO DIFFERENT WITHOUT HAIR GEL IN WTF. I AM SHOOKETH.

chrisquartet

Chris doing press for The Materialists

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tordenvejr

you can't avoid your way into a life you love

t00thpasteface

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

bnmxfld

“It has made me better, loving you.”

— Henry James / The Portrait of a Lady

transhuman-priestess

Every time I see some moral panic article about how some alarming % of teens admit to vaping or smoking or doing drugs or whatever, I think about that time in 9th grade when school handed us a survey on substance use, told us we had to fill it out, and me and a half dozen friends reported that we’d been habitual users of heroin, cocaine, and acid since the age of 9.

larkandkatydid

“Mischievous Responder Bias” is a known problem in surveying youth but it’s annoying and expensive to overcome it so often people don’t….also the things that come up when people try to look for it are hilarious, like 99% of the kids who reported having a missing limb were lying.

It is my favorite thing about education research: that you have to remember that your subjects are a bunch of little scamps trying to prank you.

If kids report that they're transgender and have one leg and belong to a gang and have several children ... take it with a grain of salt.

teawitch

Teens?

Look, I know what happens if you put a poll on tumblr and make Vanilla Extract one of the options.

dramatic-dolphin

In 7th grade summer camp our teacher had us do a survey of the neighboring village in teams, by just walking up and asking people questions like "what's your job?" or "what is the quality of running water in the village?".

The third or so person we interviewed was a man smoking on his balcony, who told us he was a professional smuggler, he has never gone to school, there was no running water in the village so they all have to drink alcohol all the time, and there was no school anywhere nearby, but that's okay because the local bar can teach children everything they need to know: to drink and brawl. And then he told us to send any other survey teams his way, because he'd be more than happy to help us out.

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

the 'e' in emoji is always pronounced UNLESS! a word that ends with an 'e' sound precedes it. then it's just a moji

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

🐸 <- froggy emoji

froggy emoji

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froggy moji

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

victim of my hard practiced rhetoric and logic

mangonetics

had a dream (more like a prophetic vision) that there was a terminally ill youtuber who recorded a few months of content ahead of time to release after they died where they would occasionally casually reference the fact that they are dead, including a video talking about their actual real death complete with pictures. whole thing is kept cool and casual, no mourning or sadness just the usual "hey guys! guess who died today 🤪" stuff.

they managed to get early copies of some upcoming video games so they could post timely reviews and everything, still keeping up the whole "actually died recently" bit. they were still just like normal ass reviews, sometimes they'd drop a "wow this game is so bad I'm glad I died three weeks ago" or some similar joke.

the channel became super popular after he died and "deadtubing" became a trend but there was a huge scandal when one of the most popular deadtubers was revealed as actually being alive.

mangonetics

had a dream (more like a prophetic vision) that there was a terminally ill youtuber who recorded a few months of content ahead of time to release after they died where they would occasionally casually reference the fact that they are dead, including a video talking about their actual real death complete with pictures. whole thing is kept cool and casual, no mourning or sadness just the usual "hey guys! guess who died today 🤪" stuff.

they managed to get early copies of some upcoming video games so they could post timely reviews and everything, still keeping up the whole "actually died recently" bit. they were still just like normal ass reviews, sometimes they'd drop a "wow this game is so bad I'm glad I died three weeks ago" or some similar joke.

the channel became super popular after he died and "deadtubing" became a trend but there was a huge scandal when one of the most popular deadtubers was revealed as actually being alive.