[girlovid]

→ annie, 22, she/any

→ no terfs, no zionists

→ dni if u r not as cool&smart&hot as me

[archivedeathdrive]

1981

[monidoll]

they're adding the girlprince in the next update to chess

[zisurru]

imagine trying to impress a girl but it’s 1640 so you have to sing her a madrigal with viol accompaniment but there are so many ribbons on your doublet that they get tangled in your viol strings and you get so flustered your cap falls off. whole time your patron is watching from across the courtyard and you just know he's cutting your salary...

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[m-caelius-rufus]

[methodical-coffee]

Remy Charlip & Jerry Joyner.

[hellostranger1961]

river phoenix, kd lang, & liza minnelli, 1991.

[girlovid]

sorry for tagging every post with rote characters it's just that there's a rote character for every post

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE LEFT THE 🏴‍☠️Pirate's Treasure🪎 AT THE CLUB?!?!?!

[gouged-doll]

[wilfulprincess]

Robin hobb has ruined me bc I’m reading a book now and I’m like wow :/ boring how this character is directly recognising their own experiences and thoughts in their own internal narrative :/

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[bobdylanyaoi]

if rpf is bad then its not bad in a way that matters

[aziscribs]

No but genuinely what do you think they were doing in that mf horse all day. NOT fucking? Please. Let's be realistic. They didn't have House MD recaps on youtube shorts back then. There was nothing else to do but fuck.

[girlovid]

if i had it my way every movie would be slow and boring and nothing would happen

[howtobuildatimemachine]

Calling All Cars