I was HIDING! Uhuhaha! Grr!

@sneak-rat

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////to-do's:

everything over

again

because I haven't touched headcanons since the Institute retcon

#oc

zauniteyordle

lookwhatthepipeswashedin replied to your post:I want to pet a Twitch gimme a Twitch to pet

*throws twitch at the yordle* //PET HIM WITH ME

I NEED A PILE OF TWITCHES

lookwhatthepipeswashedin-deacti

//COME.

//LET US SUFFOCATE THIS YORDLE IN OUR STENCH

the-stench-of-zaun rat-of-the-sewers twitch-the-zaunite-thief raticide-maniac

sneak-rat

Bwugh, not THIS yordle.

sheriff-caitlyn

"Mister Mordekaiser gave me this.. I think it came from the weird side of the Glade…. Maybe it’ll help Piltover in their studies!" Shove shove the…creature at Caitlyn.

sheriff-caitlyn

Caitlyn MAKES A DISTRESSED NOISE AND TRIES TO GET AWAY

sneak-rat

"...Give it to me."

rat-king-cxp

was thinking about a Vandal Twitch outfit redesign

zauniteyordle

Wouldn’t it be great if they fixed Vandal Twitch? But nope, fuck that. “Sorry we ruined a popular Twitch skin, so instead of fixing him we’re throwing the skin in the vault (the trash) to give it fake value to everyone who already has it.” Which means, by the way, that Twitch will be down to ONE purchasable skin until Pickpocket Twitch comes out, in which we’ll be right back up to a whopping TWO until we get the SSW skins. Why is the skin being thrown in the vault? It basically came out THIS YEAR. There is no reason to get rid of it other than a refusal to fix what was ruined with his visual update. And you know what? Maybe I wouldn’t be so pissed off if Vandal Twitch owners got Pickpocket Twitch as an apology. “Sorry we screwed one of your favorite skins up, but it’s not cost effective to go back and fix it so have this awesome new skin for free instead.” But of course that’s not going to happen. This whole situation stinks.

rat-king-cxp

I sure am

thank you Twitch

sneak-rat

Now bow.

#colaxpepsi #UWU

askzaunamorphouscombatant

Oh my stench, so many me's in this place! It's like being in Mirror Mode!

Now let’s see if you can learn to SHARE with yourself!

sneak-rat

"I-I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF. THERE WAS ONLY ONE OF YOUUUUU!"

#askzaunamorphouscombatant #art response

raspbeary-blog1-deactivated2019

i been feeling like drawing pinups so here’s a fake ad for morg’s bakery cause i love her

sneak-rat

"Luckily for me, her, this poster, I sampled and based my review on a burnt pastry. If she can't find anyone else to give them to I-I'll take them."

zauniteyordle

Source

Etsy store

sneak-rat

"They make... toys of me? Hrm."

"I like this 'America' place."

"I wonder if it's as vile as Zaun. Perhaps I can set up a vacation home, weheh~"

#oc

zauniteyordle

MAJOR MAJOR Update on my guide highlighting all of the changes in 4.10, whoohoo! Please check back periodically as things may change on a daily basis as I get more competitive 4.10 practice C:

sneak-rat

//No this blog is not dead, as soon as I returned I began working on the new Rynhardt, had to prepare my Twitch guide for 4.10, and now I can FINALLY get back to Twitching it up here XD

#tbd

thekawaiiod

twitch by Ominoux

askahrithenine-tailedfox-deacti

"Now get going before I come over there to beat you with this broom. You can wait a few more days for when I drop the garbage off to you; be patient."

sneak-rat

Twitch takes the garbage can and runs off!

"Mwheheheh, it would seem my previous peon has 'expired'. Can this yordle keep up with my demands, I wonder? I will play along, I suppose... guhoohueheheee~!"

#oc

"Hmmm... if those Zaun officials are serious about this...

I'll have to build more sewer homes for the rest of the rats!"

sneak-rat

"I’m thinking of getting a pet, too! How hard is it to housebreak a human baby? I hear they’re disgusting, defecating and vomiting non-stop, that’s exactly what I want in a pet! But how do I keep it...

sneak-rat

"Well, bwech!" He falls in to stealth and scitters off. "I don't want any of THESE children."

sneak-rat

"I’m thinking of getting a pet, too! How hard is it to housebreak a human baby? I hear they’re disgusting, defecating and vomiting non-stop, that’s exactly what I want in a pet! But how do I keep it from growing up? It needs to stay a baby!"