[free-parking-blog]

cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky

[garbage-empress]

@bisopod

[getlitaesthetic]

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

playing a game called “what modern day thing would kill a victorian era child”

[sunfortune]

victorian era child that got cocaine prescribed for a headache trying 4loko:

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

a game called “what Victorian thing would kill a modern child”

[closet-keys]

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generation-snooze]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wheel-skellington]

are you sure about this one pinterest

[unholyclementine]

FUCK FUCK I GOOGLED ‘PONY IN JAR’ CUZ I DIDNT GET IT FUCK

[wheel-skellington]

:)

[filmgifs]

Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino in Spy Kids (2001) dir. Robert Rodriguez

[monkformonk-deactivated20200603]

straight excellence

[mintmilano]

[unclefather]

I’m about to make this house a little less full

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[loverism-deactivated20230916]

i consider it a true tragedy and failure that we, as a human race, have let lavish masquerade balls go out of fashion

[ourqueertardis]

family members: “so…are you seeing anyone?”

me:

[theamazingmrcat]

[sunbutch]

Why is shopping in the mens section so terrifying?

men are sometimes there :/

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[the-jackals]