Snickerswhirr

Sharon. 24 y/o. Female

[addelburgh]

[askinnyblackman]

i’m in florida and everyone is attractive and tall?????? why

[askinnyblackman]

also why it warm? it january

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Me, the dm: “You come to a fork in the road… what do you do”

My player: “i pick it up”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[forgamers]

[pangur-and-grim]

[jaydragon]

this is so fucking hilarious, especially when you remember OP is an experienced rabbit owner.

[spacedlexi]

heres mama and her two creamy boys

[grav3yardgirl]

MUST BE SUBSCRIBED TO ENTER! :D www.youtube.com/grav3yardgirl www.youtube.com/bananapeppers

WATCH THIS VIDEO TO SEE RULES/PRIZES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRWA5HbNebk

[pacificrim-archive]

[thecheeziersnack-blog]

[pivotalwolf]

[wevansly-deactivated20180204]

Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?

[owls-love-tea]

witchcraft 

[humans-of-pdx]

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“  “What are you going to make with it?” “Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

[jumpingjacktrash]

always reblog cabbage lady

raise the happiness level of your entire dash

[lovelyardie]

Reblog cabbage lady for good luck in 2017 🍀

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[mintzy]

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

[laysiaprincess]

“The staff count as people” has me dead

[bai-xue]

[monica-geller]

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

[jas720]

Unless you literally shit yourself and even then its iffy cashiers will not remember you

[internetkingdom]

[eroscestlavie]

this is fucked up because im old enough to know the song but too old to know who that twink is 

[ithelpstodream]

[daemonysh]

This is too much adorableness <3<3<3

[petermorwood]

I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.