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radio: doh

me: not again

radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh

me: this is the 73rd time today

radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh

me: THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER THAT WHITE GOLD

ONIKA PLEASE

FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange

throwing-lego

this is a giraffe

tetraghost

i wish birds brought ME presents

baelgrave

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

noirandchocolate

These crows have a sense of fairness and hospitality—their friend offers them a gift, so they give her a gift, in repayment of her kindness.

vodkapoetry

Maybe I wasn’t made for anyone.

(via phuckindope)

odofemi

This is Sumaya Ysl, a TWOC friend of mine found murdered at her apartment yesterday. She was really sweet and funny, and a sex worker. She was a much loved part of Toronto’s Ballroom scene. According to the information going around, she took home a man (possibly a client) from the bar Saturday night, and was found murdered the next day. I can’t believe this is happening. I feel sick.

aquus

I literally cannot believe what I’m reading now. I cannot believe another one of us is dead and still there is no outcry for justice. There is no movement. This is where the movements for social justice for people of color, transgender people, and sex workers all intersect and we’re just going to keep on keeping on like there aren’t almost a dozen trans women dead in two months. A dozen trans women were killed in all of 2015. It is not even March. Y’all could wake up and I could be dead in a week. Rest in power, Sumaya, your execution is going to mean something.

hearing this is gospel for the first time: hey this is pretty catchy I like it

hearing this is gospel for the third time: [flails arms] 'CAUSE THESE WORDS ARE KNIVES AND OFTEN LEAVE SCARS [falls to the the floor] THE FEAR OF FALLING A PART [digs nails into the carpet] AND TRUTH BE TOLD I NEVER WAS YOURS [one single tear rolls down cheek] THE FEAR THE FEAR OF FALLING A PART

elashley4035

At my school we have to do something called an ALICE drill. Basically the idea is that if an intruder comes in with a gun it is better to try and escape or barricade your classroom door than just sit and wait for a the guy to come in and kill you. So this is the practice barricade we build in my class to fall on the intruder if he opened the door.

gernard

okay, seriously. What person is going to fall for a ton of kids hiding in the corner of the room when all their shit is on their desks, the comptuers are on. It’s in the middle of school hours. What. Fucking. Person. Would. Fall. For. That. This is an amazing idea and should be done in all school instead of having us hide in the fucking corner in a dark room.

hailstrm

They just implemented this into my school, and they said that if the barricades don’t work we get to throw stuff at them or go out the window onto the next buildings roof

kindakiely-deactivated20210117

Man, i’ve been saying stuff like this would be a good idea for years! I want this at my school!

lepidosaurs

#How about GUN CONTROL

THAT’D HELP TOO.

gracehsong-deactivated20170104

kaylaconspiracy

I’ve reblogged this before but there are some new ones!

luisgpiercing

These are awesome

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furuderikas

go big or go home

punmasterbarbara

He wanted to show he had guts.

petpuke-deactivated20151025

Men: *have treated women as objects since like the beginning of time* Men: *literally rape, beat & murder women all the time* *a woman complains about men* Men: this is it….. this is what this world has come to. This is sexism. Men are now more oppressed than ever. This isnt the peaceful, loving world full of equality i want to live in. Feminists are destroying us men and we must do something about it before it goes any further. I am truly shocked & horrified.

me: *finishes eating something in my room*

mom 0.3 nanoseconds later from 2 floors down: why haven't you brought down the plate yet your room has gone to FILTH

kingcheddarxvii

judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?

my horse Mayo: *neighs*

iamofficiallydead-deactivated20

What the fuck?

kingcheddarxvii

well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo neighs” sounds like “mayonnaise” which is my favorite condiment. this kind of complex humor is hard work but so is farmin’, and I get a good chuckle out of it. that’s just the kinda farmer I am