[icuckmyhubby85]

[herstaghusband]

Why not give it a try

[sissypattypoppers-deactivated20]

Can’t wait!

[naughtycagedboy]

Let’s see😇

[notyouraveragedaddy13]

Alright challenge accepted

[inkdnready]

‘‘Twas was the night before”…

Twas the night before tumblr becomes a more “welcoming place”…

By slamming the door in all of our face!

No more porn! It all must go!!

But my fellow dirty bloggers and I, tumblr can BLOW!

All the post and pleads went out with care…

But nobody was listening even if unfair!

Out of the web rose such chatter…

The rules are changing, apple is all that matters!!!

Torn from it with such a crash…

Away with you all in one hell of a flash!

The site is vanilla now, tell the girls and the boys!

No ropes,No handcuffs, No dildos or toys!!!

Time to leave and stop making noise!

Self expression is dead and the boring are poise!

A bundle of red explicit warning were slapped! 🚫🚫🚫

As this censorship model is rolled out and mapped!

Nudity a NO! Sex absolutely NOT!

Posting that shit, you’ll definitely be caught!

Kicked out of a place that we all helped build…

Just to bring smiles upon the vanilla guild! 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

So times are changing for us all…

Though it is sad it’s been one hell of a ball! 🙌🙌🙌

Time go and say are goodbyes…😢😢😢

And with us gone the true tumblr dies! 😵😵😵

More welcoming you say? That’s NOT the case!

Corporate nonsense, just trying to save face!

A place that once welcomed one and all…

Now minimized to its own downfall!

We’re PG now, tell the world…

Just the thought makes my toes curl! 😱😱😱

The community crumbles though we hold tight!

Close minded bullshit ending this fight!

A community…a world of acceptance and love!

Crushed by money and a mandate from above!

So ashes to ashes dust to dust…

Fuck you tumblr you owe all of us! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

So as these naughty final days pass…

Yes tumblr you and yours can kiss our ass!

So I say one final farewell to each of you all! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Together as one we all stand very tall!

This was OUR place like it or not…

Without US tumblr it simply is NOT!

So if Tonight is where it all ends…

Goodbye…goodbye to my dearest of friends! 😘😘😘

Inkd😈

[luvtoplaydirty-deactivated20200]

AMAZING @inkdnready 👏👏👏 you’ve captured it all so well 😢😢 LUV it…..I’m holding on right…..let’s see where we land!! Logging off at 11:50 on silent protest 🙌

[infinitepakaipeezy]

[sniffmccracken]

89 NSFW Questions: 52 53 54 56 59 64

89 NSFW Questions: 52 53 54 56 59 64

52. Do you masturbate with penetration?

I'm not sure if this is asking if I masturbate by penetrating something or with having something penetrate me. Being a guy, penetrating something is usually how it works. Mainly with toys, i haven't tried random objects yet. I have also not been introduced to anything penetrating me other than at a doctor's office.

53. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?

It all depends on how much time I have to play with... I do enjoy multiple rounds as much as I can. Sometimes, it may be a couple minutes in between, but if I have a good reason to keep going, I just might.

54. Do you enjoy giving oral?

I do enjoy giving oral. Ther previous woman I was with tasted so good. I would eat her out as often as she would let me. At her house, in the car, on a walk in the woods,...

56. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

Being in public or getting a show along with oral. If there is an element of getting caught, that usually does it for me. Or if what I'm looking at is very deserving of a compliment (I am a very visual person).

59. How long and how thick is it?

8 - 8.5 inches long (depending on how excited I'm getting, it gets real fun when I can find someone willing to accept the challenge), 2 inches wide, 5.5 inches around.

64. Where do you like to finish?

Wherever she lets me.

[sniffmccracken]

89 NSFW Questions: 72, 77, 82

72. Favorite position?

Nirvana - An interesting position for those, who practice different types of sex. It allows you to get to know each other closely and deeply, big role is played by tactile feelings. The woman lies on her back, one arm is put behind the head, feet together are raised up. The man stands on his knees at the female partner’s buttocks, legs are driven widely apart, the head is located between the raised legs of the female partner in the shins, hands are placed on his beloved breast and caresses them during sex. The woman also puts the second hand on her male partner thigh and strokes it.

This is the closest I've seen for a description. I enjoy it because it puts me in a position to watch and admire some breast movement as well as play with said breasts.

77. How good are you at dirty talk?

I'm pretty good, but there is always room for more practice and improvement.

82. Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?

Stockings and thigh highs are definitely a turn on, even more so with a short skirt. I have a few hours friends that know this and wear them just to tear me and get a fun reaction. There was one time where a couple of them made a game out of it to see who could give me an erection first. I don't remember who one, I just remember enjoying every minute of it. :-)

[sniffmccracken]

89 NSFW Questions To Ask

1. First kiss?

2. First time masturbating?

3. First sex toy?

4. First kink tried?

5. First time doing oral?

6. First time having sex?

Turn Ons

7. Biggest turn on?

8. Biggest turn off?

9. Quickest way to get horny?

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

11. Top 3 places to be touched?

12. Ultimate fantasy?

13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?

Preferences

15. Sex or masturbation?

16. Spit or swallow?

17. Cut or uncut dicks?

18. Rough or sensual sex?

19. Oldest person you’d sleep with?

20. Loud or quiet partners?

21. How much foreplay do you like?

22. How much teasing do you like?

23. What is too big for you to take?

24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

25. How much kissing do you like during sex?

26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?

Location

27. Favourite place to have sex?

28. Would you have sex in public?

29. Last place you had sex?

30. Where would you most like to have sex?

31. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

32. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?

Kinks

33. What’s your biggest kink?

34. What’s your limit?

35. Are you okay with name calling in bed?

36. Would you do any BDSM?

37. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

38. Favorite type of bondage?

39. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

40. Do you like overstimulation?

41. Do you like having pain involved?

42. Do you like biting/being bitten?

43. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

44. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

45. Have any roleplaying preferences?

46. Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink?

Masturbation

47. Do you own sex toys? How many?

48. Favorite Sex Toy?

49. What do you masturbate to?

50. How often do you masturbate?

51. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

52. Do you masturbate with penetration?

53. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?

Oral

54. Do you enjoy giving oral?

55. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

56. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

57. Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?

58. Can you deepthroat?

For people with dicks…

59. How long and how thick is it?

60. Do you do anal? Top or bottom?

61. Are you circumcised?

62. Do you like your balls being played with?

63. Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?

64. Where do you like to finish?

For people with vaginas…

65. Do you like playing with your clit?

66. How do you prefer to do it?

67. What’s your breast size?

68. How often do you go braless?

69. Do you finger yourself?

70. How familiar are you with your g-spot?

71. Do you squirt?

Sex

72. Favorite position?

73. How often do you do unprotected sex?

74. How loud are you in bed?

75. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

76. Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?

77. How good are you at dirty talk?

78. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?

Other

79. Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?

80. Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?

81. What’s your favorite style of underwear?

82. Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?

83. Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?

84. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?

85. How many orgasms can you have in a day?

86. How many other people know your dick/bra size?

87. What do you wear to bed?

88. Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten?

89. Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.

[pokerjimandcurvyjen-deactivated]

My wife favorite picture of herself… Reblog worthy! Tell us what you think, best ass on Tumblr?? Inbox us your naughty thoughts!

[bluelady329]

[hornystonerchick]

Love me some batgirl.

[katrinamonroe]

@neenobyte

[neenobyte-deactivated20200704]

Need 😩

[mrs13phins]

Sweet outfit @13phins

[bisexual937couple-deactivated20]

[dopepussyfan]

[sexyhotpinay]

[wantonengineer]

Just throwing it out there haha

[darkcrystalle]

How many friends will play along?

[reginak27-deactivated20181211]

[vurucubirerkek]

[i-lovemyboobs-69]

I sure hope so!!😘

[sniffmccracken]

[dirtymindchoice]

[sniffmccracken]

89 NSFW Questions To Ask

1. First kiss?

2. First time masturbating?

3. First sex toy?

4. First kink tried?

5. First time doing oral?

6. First time having sex?

Turn Ons

7. Biggest turn on?

8. Biggest turn off?

9. Quickest way to get horny?

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

11. Top 3 places to be touched?

12. Ultimate fantasy?

13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?

Preferences

15. Sex or masturbation?

16. Spit or swallow?

17. Cut or uncut dicks?

18. Rough or sensual sex?

19. Oldest person you’d sleep with?

20. Loud or quiet partners?

21. How much foreplay do you like?

22. How much teasing do you like?

23. What is too big for you to take?

24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

25. How much kissing do you like during sex?

26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?

Location

27. Favourite place to have sex?

28. Would you have sex in public?

29. Last place you had sex?

30. Where would you most like to have sex?

31. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

32. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?

Kinks

33. What’s your biggest kink?

34. What’s your limit?

35. Are you okay with name calling in bed?

36. Would you do any BDSM?

37. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

38. Favorite type of bondage?

39. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

40. Do you like overstimulation?

41. Do you like having pain involved?

42. Do you like biting/being bitten?

43. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

44. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

45. Have any roleplaying preferences?

46. Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink?

Masturbation

47. Do you own sex toys? How many?

48. Favorite Sex Toy?

49. What do you masturbate to?

50. How often do you masturbate?

51. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

52. Do you masturbate with penetration?

53. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?

Oral

54. Do you enjoy giving oral?

55. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

56. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

57. Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?

58. Can you deepthroat?

For people with dicks…

59. How long and how thick is it?

60. Do you do anal? Top or bottom?

61. Are you circumcised?

62. Do you like your balls being played with?

63. Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?

64. Where do you like to finish?

For people with vaginas…

65. Do you like playing with your clit?

66. How do you prefer to do it?

67. What’s your breast size?

68. How often do you go braless?

69. Do you finger yourself?

70. How familiar are you with your g-spot?

71. Do you squirt?

Sex

72. Favorite position?

73. How often do you do unprotected sex?

74. How loud are you in bed?

75. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

76. Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?

77. How good are you at dirty talk?

78. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?

Other

79. Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?

80. Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?

81. What’s your favorite style of underwear?

82. Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?

83. Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?

84. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?

85. How many orgasms can you have in a day?

86. How many other people know your dick/bra size?

87. What do you wear to bed?

88. Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten?

89. Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.