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RP Blog||Thane||Garrus Tags tend to hold a nugget of gold

[priority-vakarian]

if turians can't swim, does garrus spend the leviathan dlc in absolute, cosmic terror on a planet covered by water knowing that one false move off the platforms will 100% kill him?

[paragade-shepard]

Back on my bullshit

yo yo idk if anyone even follows me anymore or will see this but I’m playing MEL (mass effect legendary) and just though I might poke my head back onto my blog and see what’s up. 

I’m gunna take a browse through my shit and see if I can like…fix anything or queue some posts -shrug-

at this point I’m just here for me to have a log of pics and screenshots from my game and stuff so if ur into that cool

I’m down to RP too just gimme some time to sort through things but we can talk in IMs too

[marogarreh]

MASS EFFECT LEGENDARY EDITION   ▷   Spring 2021

[thebloodychampion]

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[sniperbrosnest2]

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Seeing Noah show up made Garrus light up and he strode over to meet him in no time. “You look good!” he flicked a mandible out, genuine in what he said. 

There was a flutter in Garrus’ gut when Noah mentioned ‘dating’ and that they were just ‘friends’. He reached a hand up and rubbed the back of his neck, “Yeah...just friends.” He shook himself from his own head and patted Noah’s back, steering him towards the entrance, “I’m glad that you consider me a friend, Noah, and friends have each other’s back.”

He chuckled when he complained about not being able to shoot anything at a party, “I guess your trigger finger is another reason I should keep an eye on ya, huh?” He wondered how Noah would be like as he drank. If he would get mellow or if he would get more feisty. 

[loisnclark]

𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 !

    do   you   want   a   certain   kind   of   ship   with   my   muse  ?   check   out   the   key   below   &   send   me   a   symbol   to   tell   me   what   kind   of   ship   you   want   !     note  :    my   muse   =   blog   owner’s   muse     /     your   muse   =   sender’s   muses

romantic relationships !

💘  friends to lovers ❣️  enemies to lovers 💜  love at first sight 💙  slow burn 💚  skinny love 💔  exes to lovers again 🖤  on again , off again

familial relationships !

🌼  older sibling 🌺  younger sibling 👭  twins 🌻  friends like siblings 🍃  cousins 🌵  parental

friend relationships !

☀️   best friends 🌦   enemies to friends 🌈   friends since childhood  ⛅️  friends of circumstance  ☁️  school friends  🌩  friends from traumatic experiences

enemy relationships !

🔪   friends to enemies 💣   stole something from my muse 🔦   stole something from your muse 🗡   bullied my muse 🔫   bullied your muse ⚔️   family feud 🛠   fueds between mutual friends ❌   guilty by association

[heystephen]

please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.

[theherocomplex]

The real suspension of disbelief in Mass Effect has nothing to do with Space Magic or the existence of aliens or evil machines from the dawn of time; it’s putting Mordin Solus and Miranda “I locked eyes with Death and Death blinked first” Lawson on the same ship as Thane Krios and then asking us to believe they wouldn’t have a cure for him after two all-nighters and fifty-seven pots of coffee.  

[incorrect-masseffect]

Joker: Pretty impressive for a C-Sec reject.

Garrus: Hey! “C-Sec dropout”, Joker. They let me in, I let myself out.

[vicyutopia-deactivated20181222]

[enstorie]

Can you reblog this if the mun is 18+

[inklie]

“I was taught to grant death quickly, cleanly. To minimize suffering.”

“Them..I let them linger.”

[pickled0ctopus]

[darthempress]

Dextro won't kill you, honey. Still, proceed with caution.

I’ve been reading a variety of materials on amino acids lately and my good friend who has a phd in microbiology has also informed me of some fascinating facts.  Mass Effect is not a perfect example of real science, but I really wish it was because they did so much right.  Sometimes, however, they do fudge up.  I mean, breath masks in space?  And it's because you like them not because they’re practical and a viable option?

Kill me now.

But one fallacy in the Mass Effect universe is the prevalent assertion that Turians/Quarians cannot ingest human food and vice versa.  It is stated many times in all three games that it’s not possible for Turians/Quarians to obtain nutrition from Levo proteins and that it is even potentially fatal, causing an allergic reaction.  This would not only include food but other things such as saliva and semen, which would make sexual relations between the species a bit difficult.  The sexual issues seem to have become null and void as of ME3 (which is strange given the writers’ continued stance on Levo food being unfit for Dextros), but this whole “Dextro can potentially kill me” thing is far from the truth.

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[incorrect-masseffect]

Mordin: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Grunt: What if it bites me and it dies?

Jack: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read.

Tali: What if it bites itself and I die?

Joker: That’s voodoo.

Jacob: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Mordin: That’s correlation, not causation.

Garrus: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Shepard: That’s kinky.

[pentaghast-deactivated20160625]

Fighting a rogue Spectre with countless lives at stake and no regulations to get in the way? I’d say that beats C-Sec.

Mass Effect character development 

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[amemait]

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

[ms-demeanor]

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

[augureltss]

ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ sᴘᴀᴄᴇ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ