✕ B A S H E R ✕

written by Oliver

[sweetoothgirl]

How to make a Killer Summer Cheeseboard with Pickled Strawberries

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CREATE ‡ DESTROY - a mix for Goddesses, destroyers & creators (the time has come, and if anyone gets to end this world it’s me, for the female of the species is more deadly than the male) {x-x}

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i.the stone table - harry gregson williams / ii.lyansa - faun / iii.izgrejala - vas / iv.tempest - lisa gerrard & pieter bourke / v.battlecry/mimicry - esben and the witch / vi.the siren - nightwish / vii.calypso - hans zimmer / viii.symphony for a strange world - joel goldsmith / ix.the empress - x-ray dog / x.le serpent rouge - arcana / xi.warpath - esben and the witch / xii.frontier - dead can dance / xiii.fire and blood - ramin djawadi

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LISTEN ‡ DOWNLOAD

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Old/New pictures with our beloved Lee (HQ) Part 2

[sweetoothgirl]

Bourbon Fig Butter + Smoked Sugar Ice Cream with a Fig Swirl

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25 Pregnancy/Baby Starters

Do you want to have a baby?

I’m pregnant.

You’re pregnant.

I heard that you’re going to be a parent.

I’m gonna be a parent.

We’re going to be parents.

When’s the baby due?

What if I’m a bad parent?

I have to visit the doctor to check on the baby.

I can feel them kicking.

I’m craving again.

What are you craving this time?

Would you like to be a godparent?

I’m due any day now.

They woke me up in the middle of the night again.

You’ll make a great parent.

The baby is coming!

My water broke.

They’re beautiful.

They have your eyes

It’s your turn to change the diaper.

___ is crying again.

Do you think ___ is hungry?

They finally fell asleep.

Can you watch ___ for a few minutes?

[sweetoothgirl]

salted watermelon margarita popsicles

[trickster-sockdolager]

REBLOG IF YOU CONSIDER GENDERFLUID A REAL GENDER IDENTITY

[aetherium-aeon]

Considering I am Genderfluid…

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best friends who slowly fall in love with each other is what otps are made of

[sweetoothgirl]

fresh pineapple zucchini skillet cake

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Oh, I see him alright.

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[darlingdarcylewis]

Sentence meme: Princess bride

“As you wish”

“Inconceivable!”

“My Name is ___ You killed my father, prepare to die!”

“Get used to disappointment”

“Stop saying that!”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then I accept!”

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.”

“Oh you mean this gate key!”

“We’ll never survive”

“Nonsense! you’re only saying that because no one ever has!”

“Have fun storming da castle!”

“It’ll take a miracle”

“You’ve made your decision then?”

“You’re just stalling now”

“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…”

“Fuss, fuss I think he likes to scream at us”

“You have a great gift for Rhyme”

“That’s Very comforting, but i’m afraid you’ll just have to wait”

“I promise I will not kill you, until you reach the top.”

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”

“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

“Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.”

“I’m not a witch, i’m your wife! and after what you just said I’m not even sure I want to be that any more!”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to damage yours.”

“I’ve seen worse”

“Hear this now: I will always come for you”

“This is True love, you think this happens every day?”

“We are men of action, lies do not become us.”

“You’ve been mostly dead all day”

“Go away or I’ll call the Brute squad!”

“I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”

“I told you I would always come for you, why didn’t you wait for me?”

“Well…you were dead.”

“Death cannot prevent love, it can only delay it for a while”

“I will never doubt again”

“There will never be a need”

“Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…”

“Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”

“Do you always begin conversations this way?”

“Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!”

“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can’t have you follow me either…”

“Please understand, I hold you in the highest respects”

“You’re the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it”

“Tsk, tsk. That’s hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me?”

“You killed my love”

“Possible, I kill a lot of people.”

“I want my father back you son of a bitch!”

“You rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles!”

 ”Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.” *gets attacked by a ROUS*

“You’re trying to kidnap what i’ve rightfully stolen.”

“DEATH FIRST!”

“Then there will be no one to hear you scream”

“Move? you’re alive. if you’d like I can fly.”

“Humilations galore!”

“I donna suppose you could speed things up?”

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send a ❂ to get a moodboard for our muses.

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send me a symbol

웃: what my muse would leave to people in their will

♛: the pettiest thing my muse has ever done

★: five things most people don't know about my muse

☄: the last five Googles searches my muse made

✉: the last five text messages my muse sent

☢: how would my muse fare in a zombie apocalypse?

☣: how would my muse fare in the hunger games?

☠: how my muse would choose to die, if it were up to them

♂: three names my muse might name their son

♀: three names my muse might name their daughter

♫: my muse's five favorite songs

☤: the last time my muse went to the hospital and why

▽: the first job my muse ever had

☃: what my muse does when it snows

☎: the last person my muse made a phone call to and why

♠: the riskiest thing my muse has ever done

➹: what my muse would do on their 21st birthday if they had all the money in the world

☞: five things my muse is good at

☜: five things my muse sucks at

✄: what my muse would say to the mun if they had the opportunity

Copy the FULL Meme so I know which one it is please!

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anonymous said: rickyl or maryl?

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