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Claude Monet’s home in Giverny

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

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american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

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chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.

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English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

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Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

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Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

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Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

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Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

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Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

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Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

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Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

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Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl

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ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.

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internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

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Irish recipes:

justjames

If you play “Mr Brightside” by The Killers at exactly 11:58:34PM on New Year’s Eve, I have no clue what part will play but it is Mr Brightside so you know it is the perfect way to kick off 2018.

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snoen-dronning

This is my aesthetic

thursday

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Hyperrealist colored pencil drawings of giant dabs of thick oil paint created by Cj Hendry

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All this discourse about literally everything on this site, but no one talks about The Ultimate Evil™: Michael Bublé’s version of Santa Baby where he replaces virtually every lyric that says “Santa, baby” with either “Santa, buddy” or “Santa, paly.”